Hillary Clinton Visits Cage of Captured Christians, Vows to Release Them if They Denounce Jesus and Donald Trump

Already presuming herself the next President of the United States, Hillary Clinton has ordered a ‘catch and release’ program for people of the Christian faith. According to sources in Washington, DC, Obama has already started to transition his power to Clinton.  Clinton has wasted no time using Obama’s extensive database...

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Confirmed: Hillary Clinton Caused Plane Carrying Governor Pence To Slide Off Runway

New sources confirm that Hillary Clinton ordered Governor Pence, Donald Trump’s running mate, to be sent ‘a strong warning’ to keep quiet over the next few weeks. [adinserter block=”3″] After receiving the message from Hillary, Pence allegedly sent word to her people that he would not be silenced, and only...

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Hillary Clinton Destroys Donald Trump’s Star At Hollywood Walk of Fame

Fulfilling ancient Sumerian prophecy, Hillary Clinton has ‘destroyed a star named after her greatest foe’ on the eve of the 2016 election of destiny. This morning the residents of Hollywood, California, thought a major earthquake had taken place, but were shocked to learn that the United States Geological surveyors did...

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Hillary Clinton Summons Black Skull Hurricane Matthew to Destroy Christian America and Cast a New Age of Liberal Darkness

As the dark age of Obama comes to an end, there arises an even more sinister harbinger of doom for America’s faithful:  Hillary Clinton. As her power grows amidst the fall of Donald Trump, Clinton today showed off her mastery of dark liberal forces by summoning a hurricane off America’s...

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