God Creates Star To Protest Liberal Vote to Remove Trump’s Star from Hollywood Walk of Fame

NASA scientists were able to catch footage of God weighing in on American politics.  In this photograph, the hand of God angrily grabs a handful of cosmic dust and crushes it to form a new star.  This footage was captured just minutes after biased liberals voted to remove President Trump’s...

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Devil Fire Tornado Manifests in California After 400,000th Gay Marriage Allowed

Gay marriage has summoned Satan in the form of a fiery tornado that is currently ravishing the state of California. Gays have invoked Biblical prophesy by getting married in the state of California. Despite numerous warnings from religious politicians, clergy and scientific scholars, California liberals voted to support gay marriage...

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Obama Using Black Magic to Infect Millions with Trump Derangement Syndrome

Trump Derangement Syndrome is a psychological medical condition in which the victims suffer an irrationally intense dislike of President Donald Trump. Medical professionals cite symptoms of the disease include: mythomania (pathological lying), intense bouts of homosexuality, hypermelanosis, and inexplicable psychological dislike of the word ‘Trump’. Exactly on year ago, Washington...

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Thousands Sign Petition To Drink Red Juice Liquid From Bottom of Sarcophagus Found in Egypt

Archaeologists have unearthed an ancient sarcophagus in Egypt that insiders report is etched with the hieroglyphics  which scholar Egyptologists report roughly translates to OBAMA. Exactly 7 days after Obama gave a speech before a crowd in Africa, eyewitnesses report a ‘day of darkness’ fell over the skies of Alexandria, Egypt....

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Is It Time For America To Invade the Kingdom of Wakanda?

Yesterday, new reports of a powerful secret Obama-nation surfaced on Facebook.  Countless American newsgroups reported that there is a new nation named Wakanda that has advanced alien spacecrafts, genetically altered Egyptian pharaoh God-kings with the strength of a panther and even worse, they have operatives in America who are hellbent...

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