Is It Time For America To Invade the Kingdom of Wakanda?

Yesterday, new reports of a powerful secret Obama-nation surfaced on Facebook.  Countless American newsgroups reported that there is a new nation named Wakanda that has advanced alien spacecrafts, genetically altered Egyptian pharaoh God-kings with the strength of a panther and even worse, they have operatives in America who are hellbent...

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Gays Unleash Space-age Trickle Down Homosexuality Chemtrails Over Christmas Weekend

Late Friday night, Californians awoke to a massive sonic boom of homosexuality echoing through the December skies.  Eyewitnesses report that a bright flickering light ‘tearing through a cosmic cloud of sparkling dust’ overhead was followed moments later by a ‘rainfall of sparkling dust’, which scientists have now confirmed is a...

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Obama Orders Navy Pilot to Draw Subliminal Homosexual Chemtrails Over American’s Skies

Obama still has sleeper agents in the United States government.  Officials with the Christian Defender League of Texas confirm that at approximately 12:50 pm, the United States Navy flew homosexual sorties over the skies of Washington.  When the missions were over, citizens who looked skyward saw the following display of...

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Why Did Obama Order Trump’s Twitter Shut Down for 11 Minutes

It was the darkest 11 minutes in modern American history.  By the power of Obama, President Trump was cut off from his 41.7 million followers. Sources with the Christian Defender League of America report that Obama likely unleashed the unholy “404” error rite upon President Trump’s Twitter feed. Moral publications...

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Electromagnetic Pulse (EMP) Scheduled by DOD for November 4 – 6 – What It Means for You

Social media is circulating an amateur video that reports an electromagnetic pulse (EMP) will take place on November 4 – 6 and wipe out the nation’s entire power grid. The video’s proposition that the Department of Defense is planning on wiping out electronic communication is likely false.  According to the...

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I Am Extremely Terrified of Gay People, But I’m Not Racist

With their boundless energy, chiseled physiques and enhanced mental acuity from the surging hormones coalescing with fiercely mixed spirits routinely consumed with opiod-infused eight-ball during weekend benders, gay men are a formidable spectacle of nature that leave housewives yearning for their sensuality and straight dads jealous of their exotic, child-free...

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President Trump Blinded By Eclipse Glasses

Following the spectacle that was the Great American Eclipse this afternoon, word is now getting out that the President of the United States has suffered a “catastrophic loss” of his vision. According to White House insiders, Donald Trump was overheard scoffing at allegations of intentional sabotage in many shipments of...

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