Empowered by Obama, Gays Perform Military Coup in Seattle and Declare It “Gay Capital, USA”

Overnight ground reports from Seattle indicate powerful gay leaders in the region have pooled their vast resources and performed a military coup, overthrowing the last of the city’s conservative leaders and capturing vocally loud opponents. Eyewitness reports that as early as 7 pm last night, a group of militaristic men...

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Obama To Give Food Stamp Recipients Extra $1,000 A Month for 3 Months as “Farewell Gift”

Obama is giving one last gift to food stamp recipients who voted him into office twice.  Yesterday grassroot staffers in the Obama administration did cold-calls and social media communication to food stamp recipients, alerting them that all they had to do was call the number on the back of their...

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Obama Declares 6th Annual War on Christmas, Vows to ‘Destroy Baby Jesus’ in 2015

As December 25, 2015, approaches, Barack Obama prepares for his favorite day to ruin the lives of Christians worldwide. Eyewitnesses report that nationwide, shopping malls with connection to Obama and the Illuminati are silently replacing Christmas trees and nativity scenes with melting glaciers. Instead of using Christmas as a time...

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