On August 21st, Obama Plans To Acquire The Power of Ra and Wage War on Jesus In a New Age of Liberal Darkness

As the days tick down to August 21st, 2017, Barack Obama plans to use the solar eclipse as an opportunity to complete the Rite of Ras’s Throne, an ancient ceremony in which the ‘one of darkness’ can reclaim the power of the ancient Egyptian god Ra. [adinserter block=”1″]Obama’s fascination with...

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President Trump Strikes Bay Area with Heterosexual Chemtrails, Hundreds of Gays Cured of Homosexuality

Anonymous sources within the Trump administration report that President Trump has kept true to his campaign promise to Make America Great Again and successfully carried out several heterosexual chemtrail raids above the skies of gay-dense regions of the United States. Residents of California have recently complained about increased amounts of...

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Confirmed: 27 Men Contract Homosexuality After Viewing Beauty and the Beast 3D

The CDC has confirmed 27 new cases of homosexuality in Texas after a Dallas/Fort Worth area theater aired Beauty and the Beast in 3D. [adinserter block=”9″] [adinserter block=”3″]Eyewitness reports detail how during the movie, all seemed well and pleasant until the fairy tale character LeFou — traditionally the jovial bard...

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Is God Attacking California With Torrential Rain and Floods For Defying President Trump?

Emboldened by liberties granted to them during the Obama regime, this week Californians are experiencing ‘pure chaos’ as their state is facing divine levels of wrath not seen since the historic Bush Presidency.  Scientists and religious scholars agree that the weather patterns in California are ‘apocalyptic’ and all the flooding,...

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Proof: Donald Trump Did Not Mock Reporter With Disability

Liberal media is trying to portray President-elect Donald Trump as a tormentor of the disabled when the facts show that he actually did not mock reporter Serge Kovaleski, but instead gave an impression of a liberal reporter dodging facts and trying to haphazardly gather credence to make themselves look legitimate. [adinserter...

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ALERT: Gays Are Lacing 2017 New Years Ball and Fireworks With Homosexual Chemtrails

Gays have used their advance mastery of chemistry and physics to ensure 2016 will transition many straight-men into homosexuality come January 1st, 2017. [adinserter block=”3″]The Christian Defense League of Texas is warning straights to beware New Year’s Eve festivities, especially in larger cities, as gays are lacing the New Years...

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ALERT: Gays Using Christmas Light Blinking Patterns To Convert Straight Men Into Homosexuality

Gays have pooled their vast resources to unleash a plan that will have many straight-family men waking up gay on December 26th.  The Christian Defense League of Texas reports new studies prove staring at a new blinking cadence in holiday lights leaves men “feeling virile and yearning for the musk...

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