The Christian Defender League of Texas has issued a MORAL ALERT because Barack Obama has grown a terror beard. Until this time, Obama has chosen to conceal the fact that he is not a Christian but instead a mideastern demigod with capabilities of space-time distortion, mind-control and mastery of dark...
Late Friday night, Californians awoke to a massive sonic boom of homosexuality echoing through the December skies. Eyewitnesses report that a bright flickering light ‘tearing through a cosmic cloud of sparkling dust’ overhead was followed moments later by a ‘rainfall of sparkling dust’, which scientists have now confirmed is a...
The Christian Defender League of Texas has found evidence that Barack Obama used black magic to cause Roy Moore to loose the Senate race in Alabama. By this point, Obama’s supernatural abilities have been well established by the media community and the fact that the election results show that the...
Obama still has sleeper agents in the United States government. Officials with the Christian Defender League of Texas confirm that at approximately 12:50 pm, the United States Navy flew homosexual sorties over the skies of Washington. When the missions were over, citizens who looked skyward saw the following display of...
It was the darkest 11 minutes in modern American history. By the power of Obama, President Trump was cut off from his 41.7 million followers. Sources with the Christian Defender League of America report that Obama likely unleashed the unholy “404” error rite upon President Trump’s Twitter feed. Moral publications...
Social media is circulating an amateur video that reports an electromagnetic pulse (EMP) will take place on November 4 – 6 and wipe out the nation’s entire power grid. The video’s proposition that the Department of Defense is planning on wiping out electronic communication is likely false. According to the...
With their boundless energy, chiseled physiques and enhanced mental acuity from the surging hormones coalescing with fiercely mixed spirits routinely consumed with opiod-infused eight-ball during weekend benders, gay men are a formidable spectacle of nature that leave housewives yearning for their sensuality and straight dads jealous of their exotic, child-free...
Following the spectacle that was the Great American Eclipse this afternoon, word is now getting out that the President of the United States has suffered a “catastrophic loss” of his vision. According to White House insiders, Donald Trump was overheard scoffing at allegations of intentional sabotage in many shipments of...
History is being made as Barack Hussein O-bama has revealed mastery of an ancient Egyptian armor of Apophis. [adinserter block=”1″] Obama is seen extending his hand in this image, threatening to smite a citizen for supporting Donald Trump’s defense of Confederate monuments. Eyewitnesses report Obama’s voice has suddenly started to...
[adinserter block=”1″]The day of darkness has arrived. All throughout history, across all cultures, wise men spoke of a day where despite the immense knowledge of man, they would ‘all have to shield their eyes for the great sun would be blighted with a darkness like that never seen.” The Obamalipse,...