Gay Hairstylists Trick Donald Trump Into Top Knot, Texas Pastors Unleash Prayer to Counter Possible Homosexuality

Study: Despite Massive Outpouring of Thoughts and Prayers, Gun Violence Continues to Rise in America

Officials with the Christian Defense League of Texas are in absolute shock after a new scientific study found that despite massive outpourings of thoughts and prayers following catastrophic displays of gun violence, it seems that gun violence only grows more and more severe in the United States. In a released...

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Should Donald Trump Pardon Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin To Turn The Other Cheek for Minorities and Bring Peace and Unity to Humanity?

Now that President Donald Trump has allowed the healing to take place and turned the other cheek for the Hispanic community by pardoning Sheriff Joe Arpaio for assuming all people with Mexican features were illegals, it is time to ask an important question: where else can President Trump help angry...

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Alert: Roving Hordes of Gays Pinching Fathers Not Wearing Green For St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day, now becoming celebrated in the gay community as the ‘Running of the Straights’, has taken on a horrific meaning for traditional families nationwide.  Reports of well-organized groping attacks carried out by seemingly feral groups of gay men on straight men for ‘not wearing green’ are coming in worldwide....

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Donald Trump: “Dwayne Wade’s cousin was just shot and killed walking her baby in Chicago. Just what I have been saying. African-Americans will VOTE TRUMP!”

Just when it seems the Trump could not deliver even more headlines, he delivered: Talking Points Memo reports an exuberant Trump basically took confidence in the shooting of Dwayne Wade’s cousin as some sort of sign that black voters would suddenly come rushing to him as a source of salvation....

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