Giuliani Prepares ‘Guilty is Not Guilty’ Defense Following Cohen Confession

Sources report an extremely alert and unhinged Rudy Giuliani was spotted tearing through the streets of New York late Saturday, yelling ‘Guilty is Not guilty!’ As alarmed bystanders ushered kids away from the irate path of Giuliani’s swinging arms and wide-eye stare, jumbotrons on Fifth Avenue displayed breaking news footage...

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If The President of the United States Directs You To Commit Felony, Is It Really Such a Big Deal?

Former Trump attorney Michael Cohen just confessed that President Donald Trump forced him to commit a felony, breaking campaign finance law. Cohen’s statement was part of a plea deal and in the grand scheme of things:  Benghazi!  9/11!  Obama!  HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE! When we can shout out so many things to...

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Study: Despite Massive Outpouring of Thoughts and Prayers, Gun Violence Continues to Rise in America

Officials with the Christian Defense League of Texas are in absolute shock after a new scientific study found that despite massive outpourings of thoughts and prayers following catastrophic displays of gun violence, it seems that gun violence only grows more and more severe in the United States. In a released...

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Should Donald Trump Pardon Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin To Turn The Other Cheek for Minorities and Bring Peace and Unity to Humanity?

Now that President Donald Trump has allowed the healing to take place and turned the other cheek for the Hispanic community by pardoning Sheriff Joe Arpaio for assuming all people with Mexican features were illegals, it is time to ask an important question: where else can President Trump help angry...

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Alert: Roving Hordes of Gays Pinching Fathers Not Wearing Green For St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day, now becoming celebrated in the gay community as the ‘Running of the Straights’, has taken on a horrific meaning for traditional families nationwide.  Reports of well-organized groping attacks carried out by seemingly feral groups of gay men on straight men for ‘not wearing green’ are coming in worldwide....

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