While Hillary Clinton’s vampire abilities and weakness are well documented in the moral media community, not much has been physically documented about her alleged power of witchcraft and the occult. But now, days after another deadly hurricane comes sweeping into the US and Brett Kavanaugh met the people’s will by...
In this undated photograph, Trump oversees and stands in a field of pumpkins turned albino after FDA agents drained all the rich pumpkin-spice flavorings from them. According to a leaked memo, the nation’s supply of pumpkins will be drained of flavor as punishment if rich, white-women don’t ‘knock if off...
Kansas – In a now viral social media post, a person describes an exchange between passively aggressive irate neighbors and the owners of a rainbow colored house. The letter reads: Dear Resident of __ Avenue, Your yard is becoming Relentlessly Gay! Myself and Others in the neighborhood ask that you...
Eyewitness reports from the White House allege that Senate Majoriy Leader Mitch McConnell was the recent victim of a classic swirly delivered by President Donald Trump and Judge Brett Kavanaugh. The incident purportedly took place late Monday night, after Trump and Kavanaugh threw back a few beers and recalled nostalgic...
At 1:18 pm, President Trump tested his new cell phone messaging system that allows him to send Tweets and warnings right to your phone. After Obama’s apocalyptic summoning of Hurricane Florence, which devastated the Christian state of Carolina, displaced 500 million people and destroyed thousands of churches, it has become...
In the rappity dapper world, a new battle is brewing between my old nemisis Eminem and some millenial who called himself MGK. Our ebonics intern helpes translate the words and they are just brutal. The anger of Eminem gave me flashbacks of the early 90s, where as a young beat...
Sources report an extremely alert and unhinged Rudy Giuliani was spotted tearing through the streets of New York late Saturday, yelling ‘Guilty is Not guilty!’ As alarmed bystanders ushered kids away from the irate path of Giuliani’s swinging arms and wide-eye stare, jumbotrons on Fifth Avenue displayed breaking news footage...
Former Trump attorney Michael Cohen just confessed that President Donald Trump forced him to commit a felony, breaking campaign finance law. Cohen’s statement was part of a plea deal and in the grand scheme of things: Benghazi! 9/11! Obama! HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE! When we can shout out so many things to...
Legendary soul singer Aretha Franklin passed away today at the age of 76. The Grammy award winning singer passed after a battle with pancreatic cancer. With a career studded with numerous hits, awards for excellence and defining a style of music in itself, Franklin’s consideration as many to be the...
Officials with the Christian Defense League of Texas are in absolute shock after a new scientific study found that despite massive outpourings of thoughts and prayers following catastrophic displays of gun violence, it seems that gun violence only grows more and more severe in the United States. [adinserter block=”1″] In...