Southeast Texas is suffering from the effects of Hurricane Harvey, the National Weather Service calling it the worst and most unprecedented storm to hit Texas of all time. Is this random storm beyond scientific knowledge and prediction a true phenomenom, or is it actually a supernatural event meant to punish...
The liberal social media is up in arms because millionaire pastor Joel Osteen initially turned away a few poor Houston flood victims from taking refuge in his 16000 seat megachurch. [adinserter bock=”1″]Osteen was eventually the target of a hit investigative journalism bit yesterday. Reports went out that the church was...
Now that President Donald Trump has allowed the healing to take place and turned the other cheek for the Hispanic community by pardoning Sheriff Joe Arpaio for assuming all people with Mexican features were illegals, it is time to ask an important question: where else can President Trump help angry...
St Patrick’s Day, now becoming celebrated in the gay community as the ‘Running of the Straights’, has taken on a horrific meaning for traditional families nationwide. Reports of well-organized groping attacks carried out by seemingly feral groups of gay men on straight men for ‘not wearing green’ are coming in worldwide....
Gays have used their advanced mastery of sciences and radiation to find yet another way to infest families with homosexuality. New reports confirm gays are using microwave technology to fire irradiated beams of homosexual chemtrails into food, so that when it is consumed it causes homosexuality in the human body...
In my duties to investigate cultural morality in America, I almost failed to report on the rude, disgusting and downright inappropriate form-fitting dress that Michelle Obama wore to her final state dinner as the First Lady of the United States. Isn’t this woman a mother? It is really reprehensible that...
New census data from the CDC confirm that the rate of per capita homosexuality has increased from 2% to 5% over the course of the last year. Such a drastic increase in domestic homosexuality warranted intense investigation and the findings are that gays have invented a new way to not only groom,...
Just when it seems the Trump could not deliver even more headlines, he delivered: Talking Points Memo reports an exuberant Trump basically took confidence in the shooting of Dwayne Wade’s cousin as some sort of sign that black voters would suddenly come rushing to him as a source of salvation....
Michael Phelps was in Olympic form last night, steely eyed and focused as an opponent — Chad le Clos — danced the samba and boxed the air in front of him. Last year, le Clos managed to beat Phelps in the 200m breaststroke by 5 hundreths of a second, a...
Gays attending the Olympics in Rio de Janiero mistook Olympian Michael Phelps for one of their own, unleashing a furious assault of cupping hickeys upon his bodies as he tried to relax in a hot tub after a grueling day of swimming sports. Eyewitnesses report with his impossibly sculpted abs...