Gays attending the Olympics in Rio de Janiero mistook Olympian Michael Phelps for one of their own, unleashing a furious assault of cupping hickeys upon his bodies as he tried to relax in a hot tub after a grueling day of swimming sports. Eyewitnesses report with his impossibly sculpted abs...

  Strange and mysterious purple spots have appeared on Olympic Gold Medalist and Swimmer, Micheal Phelps after swimming the waters of Rio. The purple spots seem to appear on other swimmers both male a female alike. So, what are these purple spots that have been appearing? Are they symptoms of...