Jade Helm Ends in Devastating Stalemate, Obama Fails to Completely Destroy Jesus and Reign in New Age of Liberal Darkness

Austin, Texas – Christian freedom fighters joined with brave leaders such as President George W. Bush, Governors Abbott and Perry and Chuck Norris to defend not only Texas, but Christianity itself, during Obama’s Jade Helm invasion. [adinserter block=”1″] Governor Greg Abbott confirms that Obama’s forces have been forced to retreat...

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Facebook To Add a ‘Dislike’ Button To Silence Christians Once and For All

Facebook is finally giving liberals the power to silence Christians on social media once and for all.  Mark Zuckerberg announced Facebook is testing alternatives to the classic ‘Like’ button, confirming fears that liberals are trying to silence Christians like Kim Davis and Donald Trump before the 2016 elections. [adinserter block=”3″]”People...

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Clever Cows Free Themselves from Captivity

A recent video shows how cows are actually quite clever animals. While many people worldwide find cows to provide a delicious and nutritious source of protein-rich food, animal activists have long argued that cows are smart animals with emotions who should not be consumed by humans. [adinserter block=”1″]In the following...

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Iran Attacks American Pig Supply with Blue Fat Genetic Engineering, Price Of Bacon To Triple

Morgan Hill, California – America’s bacon supply is in jeopardy. Farmers in Morgan Hill, California, have confirmed that entire droves of pigs are displaying blue fat all throughout their bodies. The effects of blue fats on humans who consume it remains unknown, but scientists with the CDC have confirmed that...

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God Places Rainbow Over World Trade Center on Eve of 9/11

God helped bring peace to his country by placing a rainbow over the World Trade Center as Americans gathered to mourn and remember the tragic day of 9/11. [adinserter block=”1″]A CEO of a sports marketing company saw the beautiful sight from his Queens apartment that overlooks the East River and...

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