Barack Obama is using his new apocalyptic powers of Ra to cast an unprecedented hurricane of magical lightning and zephyrs of darkness upon the great state of Texas. [adinserter block=”1″] Scientists with NWS have frantically rushed to gather data on what they are calling Hurricane Henry. Eyewitneeses report the rainfall...
Following the spectacle that was the Great American Eclipse this afternoon, word is now getting out that the President of the United States has suffered a “catastrophic loss” of his vision. According to White House insiders, Donald Trump was overheard scoffing at allegations of intentional sabotage in many shipments of...
During a televised statement, President Trump announced that North Korea will be struck with unprecedented ‘fire and fury’ the likes of which the world has never seen, the devastating power of said strikes destroying North Korea forever. Insiders with knowledge of the White House confirm that the strikes will not...
It is a shame when our tennis ‘heroes’ are so inspired to teach everyone how to twerk. [adinserter block=”3″]Serena Williams took to YouTube because she wanted to teach everyone how to ‘twerk’ their bodies. This sensual dance movement was masterminded by Michelle Obama and it is exactly why the pregnancy...
Earlier this morning, Donald Trump made it extremely clear of his plans at Trump College, once he weasels himself and his friends into office. He has said some very radical and outlandish things towards groups of protesters at his rallies, but most importantly to the American people in general. [adinserter...
Following the exit of Britain from the European Union, new reports from Mexican hospitals report that the name ‘Breksit’ is trending as the most popular name for newborn boys and girls. [adinserter block=”3″] [adinserter block=”6″]The name, a play on the English word ‘Brexit’, is being given a meaning of “rebelde...
The 1990s are making a comeback in US stores as Pepsico announced that the 90s era Crystal Clear Pepsi will be making a comeback. The iconic drink, one of many ‘clear’ sodas that came out during the 90s-era, will be put into stores in Canada and the US. [adinserter block=”3″]Pepsico...
Donald Trump has taken time from his very busy schedule in the race for president to create a whole new level of college degree programs in the public college school system. After Obama had recently removed Home Ec Classes from the American School System, Trump decided it was time...
After a night of watching NBA bad-boy Steph Curry violently assault LeBron James and the rest of the Cavaliers, NBA referees had no choice but to finally throw the fiery shooter out of the game after he violently threw a mouthpiece at an innocent Cleveland Cavalier fan. Curry tried to...
It saddens me to say that the long respected hotel in Las Vega Nevada, The Rivera, was imploded by terrorists this afternoon. This attack was most likely planned by the same terrorist group of people that struck Orlando Florida. The local law enforcement in Las Vegas is on the...