Obama Uses His Apopalytic Ra Powers to Cast Hurricane Harvey Over Texas

Barack Obama is using his new apocalyptic powers of Ra to cast an unprecedented hurricane of magical lightning and zephyrs of darkness upon the great state of Texas. [adinserter block=”1″] Scientists with NWS have frantically rushed to gather data on what they are calling Hurricane Henry. Eyewitneeses report the rainfall...

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President Trump Blinded By Eclipse Glasses

Following the spectacle that was the Great American Eclipse this afternoon, word is now getting out that the President of the United States has suffered a “catastrophic loss” of his vision. According to White House insiders, Donald Trump was overheard scoffing at allegations of intentional sabotage in many shipments of...

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Using His Satanic Tongue Obama Convinces American People To Vote For Hillary Clinton and Endorses Her For President

  President Obama has used his satanic powers against the good christian folks of America and convinced them to rally along with Hillary Clinton and husband Bill. Hillary is expected to win against Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders in the upcoming elections. Obama has used his satanic tongue to win...

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