Following Laughter At His Speech, Should President Trump Declare War on the U.N.?

Today the United Nations once again failed to know their place in the world’s power hierarchy. President Trump stated, “In less than two years, my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country.” Instead of the UN world leaders standing and fearfully applauding the...

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President Trump Blinded By Eclipse Glasses

Following the spectacle that was the Great American Eclipse this afternoon, word is now getting out that the President of the United States has suffered a “catastrophic loss” of his vision. According to White House insiders, Donald Trump was overheard scoffing at allegations of intentional sabotage in many shipments of...

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