President Trump Blinded By Eclipse Glasses

Following the spectacle that was the Great American Eclipse this afternoon, word is now getting out that the President of the United States has suffered a “catastrophic loss” of his vision. According to White House insiders, Donald Trump was overheard scoffing at allegations of intentional sabotage in many shipments of...

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Confess, Gun-Happy Animal Hunting Republicans: You Are Only Defending Harambe The Gorilla Because The Kid was Black

Scrolling through the Facebook newsfeed, you will notice a shocking trend today:  many of  your gun-happy right-wing friends who support trophy hunting and posing with savaged animals were suddenly bleeding heart liberals, all posting sob stories about poor ol’ Harambe the Gorilla. Before diving into this piece, let us make one...

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Ben Carson Lied About Being Robbed At Gunpoint at Popeyes

One of Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson’s most recent gaffs involves a story where he claims he was accosted by a person with a gun at a Popeye’s Chicken in Baltimore, Maryland. The crux of Carson’s story is that he had the tenacity to face his would-be assailant and commanded...

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