Gay Marriage Causing Increase in Quaalude Demand, Crash of NYSE

Quaaludes, famously known as ‘gay aspirin’ in pop-culture, are making a cultural resurgence now that Obama’s Supreme Court cronies have legalized gay marriage in America. [adinserter block=”1″]The quaalude drug is considered a ‘must-have’ for the novice to homosexuality, as it relaxes the human body’s typically firm and tight sphincter muscles....

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How To Arrest A Black People

Somewhere along the line, it seems that someone must have published a book entitled, “How To Arrest A Black People” (sic) because that is the only way we can live in a nation where officers of the law feel the need to strangle-hold a black man for selling bootleg cigarettes,...

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A Raccoon Rides The Back Of An Alligator

  [adinserter block=”1″]In Florida, alligators and raccoon have apparently made a pact.  The image above shows a raccoon riding the back of a large swamp alligator. According to the family that took the photo, the raccoon became startled and ran onto the back of the alligator for safety.  The alligator...

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