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Gay Hairstylists Trick Donald Trump Into Top Knot, Texas Pastors Unleash Prayer to Counter Possible Homosexuality

Donald Trump had a dangerously close encounter with homosexuality while in Texas.   Still recovering from Obama’s 2015 Jade Helm invasion, many Texas towns have strongholds of homosexuality where converted men are still combating an internal battle with their homosexuality. One former barbershop outside Austin, Texas, called the ‘Maverick’s Mane’...

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Gays Invent ‘Pig Play’ To Force Rugged Outdoorsmen Into Homosexuality

Typically suave and well-groomed, gays are disguising themselves as ‘backwood country-folk’ along the nation’s best fishing banks and hunting grounds.  When fresh groups of straight friends –usually assortments of doctors, lawyers and businessmen — go to these areas for rafting and hunting, they don’t suspect the locals are actually gays...

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Pope Francis Exorcises Congress of John Boehner

Citing he sensed demons of great deception and greed, Pope Francis took time to perform an exorcism upon Congress itself to help set America straight. Only moments after Pope Francis announced the exorcism, Senators Pelosi, Harry Reid, McConnell and Representative Boehner all were seen holding hands and looking concerned, helplessly watching...

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Proof That #AllLivesMatter

Proof that #AllLivesMatter. Life is something only sacred due to one’s race, gender or profession, but life is more than that. Life extends beyond humans. It is important to remember to celebrate and respect all life, including that of our other animal friends. Just a little love and kindness truly...

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Jade Helm Ends in Devastating Stalemate, Obama Fails to Completely Destroy Jesus and Reign in New Age of Liberal Darkness

Austin, Texas – Christian freedom fighters joined with brave leaders such as President George W. Bush, Governors Abbott and Perry and Chuck Norris to defend not only Texas, but Christianity itself, during Obama’s Jade Helm invasion. Governor Greg Abbott confirms that Obama’s forces have been forced to retreat from the...

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