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Pope Francis Exorcises Congress of John Boehner

Citing he sensed demons of great deception and greed, Pope Francis took time to perform an exorcism upon Congress itself to help set America straight. Only moments after Pope Francis announced the exorcism, Senators Pelosi, Harry Reid, McConnell and Representative Boehner all were seen holding hands and looking concerned, helplessly watching...

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Proof That #AllLivesMatter

Proof that #AllLivesMatter. Life is something only sacred due to one’s race, gender or profession, but life is more than that. Life extends beyond humans. It is important to remember to celebrate and respect all life, including that of our other animal friends. Just a little love and kindness truly...

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Jade Helm Ends in Devastating Stalemate, Obama Fails to Completely Destroy Jesus and Reign in New Age of Liberal Darkness

Austin, Texas – Christian freedom fighters joined with brave leaders such as President George W. Bush, Governors Abbott and Perry and Chuck Norris to defend not only Texas, but Christianity itself, during Obama’s Jade Helm invasion. Governor Greg Abbott confirms that Obama’s forces have been forced to retreat from the...

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Facebook To Add a ‘Dislike’ Button To Silence Christians Once and For All

Facebook is finally giving liberals the power to silence Christians on social media once and for all.  Mark Zuckerberg announced Facebook is testing alternatives to the classic ‘Like’ button, confirming fears that liberals are trying to silence Christians like Kim Davis and Donald Trump before the 2016 elections. “People have...

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Clever Cows Free Themselves from Captivity

A recent video shows how cows are actually quite clever animals. While many people worldwide find cows to provide a delicious and nutritious source of protein-rich food, animal activists have long argued that cows are smart animals with emotions who should not be consumed by humans. In the following video,...

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