Trump Orders Congress to Cut $1 Billion from FEMA So He Can Secretly Pay For Border Wall With US Dollars

President Donald Trump has threatened to shut down the government if Congress does not pay for the border wall by cutting $1 billion dollars needed for disaster relief from FEMA’s budget. The fiscal year that has the economy improving and jobs being created is still the budget agreed upon by...

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Hillary Clinton Strikes Oklahoma with 5.0 Earthquake For Voting Trump

Just one day before the 2016 presidential elections, Hillary Clinton has struck the heart of the Bible belt with a 5.0 earthquake that devastated Oklahoma and was felt as far away as Kansas, Arkansas and Missouri. Scientists with the National Weather Service were shocked at the unprecedented earthquake, citing that...

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Homosexual’s Deity Cher Plans to Show Her Powers to ‘Turn Back Time’ This Sunday during Daylight Saving Time Rite

Cher, who is worshiped as a living god by evangelical homosexuals,  is planning a live show of her power to ‘turn back time’ this Sunday. Unbeknownst to many, there is a growing number of people who practice homosexuality with a religious and evangelical fervor.  As homosexuality becomes more bold in...

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Hillary Clinton Visits Cage of Captured Christians, Vows to Release Them if They Denounce Jesus and Donald Trump

Already presuming herself the next President of the United States, Hillary Clinton has ordered a ‘catch and release’ program for people of the Christian faith. According to sources in Washington, DC, Obama has already started to transition his power to Clinton.  Clinton has wasted no time using Obama’s extensive database...

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Mexican Taco Trucks Being Used To Sneak Secretly Tainted Marijuana Burritos Into America’s Corporate Business Districts

Obama’s liberal conspiracy to destroy American business by allowing ‘dreamer’ Mexicans to open taco trucks that sell delicious, but marijuana-tainted, burritos in America’s corporate business districts has been exposed. All too often at lunchtime in corporate America, hordes of hardworking people will flock to the taco trucks that pull up...

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