Gays have used their advanced mastery of sciences and radiation to find yet another way to infest families with homosexuality. New reports confirm gays are using microwave technology to fire irradiated beams of homosexual chemtrails into food, so that when it is consumed it causes homosexuality in the human body at the cellular level.
Once the homosexually irradiated food has been digested, scientists found that it takes 10 to 15 minutes for the classic signs of homosexuality to manifest. Eyewitness reports include straight men suddently observed using more of a lax tongue, distinterest in the March Madness games, sassy commentary and getting ‘handsy’ with party-goers of the same gender after eating microwave items like little smokies and chips with queso.
Last week President Trump exposed the liberal conspiracy to use everyday kitchen appliances to carry out their agenda to destroy normalcy in America. Now that they have lost control of the government, liberals are using more subversive techniques to quietly bring their agenda into the home of good everyday Americans.
With NCAA March Madness parties slated to take place in millions of homes nation wide, the Christian Defense League of Texas is warning party-goers to use the buddy system and beware the classic signs of homosexuality.