Gays Are Using Microwave Ovens To Irradiate Food with Homosexaulity

gays using microwaves go infect families with homosexuality food
Gays have used their advanced mastery of sciences and radiation to find yet another way to infest families with homosexuality.  New reports confirm gays are using microwave technology to fire irradiated beams of homosexual chemtrails into food, so that when it is consumed it causes homosexuality in the human body at the cellular level.

Once the homosexually irradiated food has been digested, scientists found that it takes 10 to 15 minutes for the classic signs of homosexuality to manifest.  Eyewitness reports include straight men suddently observed using more of a lax tongue, distinterest in the March Madness games, sassy commentary and getting ‘handsy’ with party-goers of the same gender after eating microwave items like little smokies and chips with queso.

Last week President Trump exposed the liberal conspiracy to use everyday kitchen appliances to carry out their agenda to destroy normalcy in America.  Now that they have lost control of the government, liberals are using more subversive techniques to quietly bring their agenda into the home of good everyday Americans.

With NCAA March Madness parties slated to take place in millions of homes nation wide, the Christian Defense League of Texas is warning party-goers to use the buddy system and beware the classic signs of homosexuality.

gays using microwaves go infect families with homosexuality food

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    Joseph says

    Man, I could sure go for a few irradiated sausages about now….

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    Bronson says

    This is exactly why you should only buy american. I hope washington redirects the epa intoblookibg into this instead of wasting all our tax dollars on weather nonsense.

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    Irene says

    Why must gays do these things? Is it not enough we let them marry and use our bathrooms? It just makes me so upset that they keep trying to turn our men. I’ve been married for a long time, over 40 years, and the last thing I need is to worry about my husband turning gay.

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    David EDWARDS-LOARING says

    Judging by the comments, I would suggest the US education system has failed, I have never read such nonsense in all my life. If this is what Americans truly believe then it will be handbags at dawn should the Russians invade. I have some very educated American friends and I know not all Americans think like this, but at the moment it is very much a case of the lunatics running the assylum!

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