[adinserter block=”3″]Once the homosexually irradiated food has been digested, scientists found that it takes 10 to 15 minutes for the classic signs of homosexuality to manifest. Eyewitness reports include straight men suddently observed using more of a lax tongue, distinterest in the March Madness games, sassy commentary and getting ‘handsy’ with party-goers of the same gender after eating microwave items like little smokies and chips with queso.
Last week President Trump exposed the liberal conspiracy to use everyday kitchen appliances to carry out their agenda to destroy normalcy in America. Now that they have lost control of the government, liberals are using more subversive techniques to quietly bring their agenda into the home of good everyday Americans.
With NCAA March Madness parties slated to take place in millions of homes nation wide, the Christian Defense League of Texas is warning party-goers to use the buddy system and beware the classic signs of homosexuality.
Comments(16)
Joseph says
March 14, 2017 at 11:08 pmMan, I could sure go for a few irradiated sausages about now….
Doug says
February 11, 2019 at 4:48 pmWould you like some gay ketchup with that?
Bronson says
March 15, 2017 at 5:36 amThis is exactly why you should only buy american. I hope washington redirects the epa intoblookibg into this instead of wasting all our tax dollars on weather nonsense.
Irene says
March 15, 2017 at 5:43 amWhy must gays do these things? Is it not enough we let them marry and use our bathrooms? It just makes me so upset that they keep trying to turn our men. I’ve been married for a long time, over 40 years, and the last thing I need is to worry about my husband turning gay.
Leisa says
March 15, 2017 at 6:42 pmAre you f-ing serious! Idiot
Joseph says
March 16, 2017 at 6:52 amYou must be a special kind of stupid to believe this bull article.
James says
March 16, 2017 at 3:01 pm‘We let them’ …???
Everyone has the same rights. No matter who says anything different.
IV Est Fae says
March 16, 2017 at 10:26 pmOh honey, it’s probably not us you have to worry about. Because if you REALLY believe this BS they are feeding you, YOU would be the reason – NOT us!
Matt says
March 19, 2017 at 3:36 amLmfao wow you actually believed that? It’s nonsense. You can’t turn gay from eating microwaved foods ?
David EDWARDS-LOARING says
March 15, 2017 at 11:16 amJudging by the comments, I would suggest the US education system has failed, I have never read such nonsense in all my life. If this is what Americans truly believe then it will be handbags at dawn should the Russians invade. I have some very educated American friends and I know not all Americans think like this, but at the moment it is very much a case of the lunatics running the assylum!
Richard says
March 15, 2017 at 9:28 pmWhat a load of bull . Not all gay people go out there way to shove Homosexuality in straight people’s face . It’s not also allowing US in your rest rooms or allowing US to marrie . It’s all about Equality. We never chose to be gay so don’t put all of us in the same league as others . I am f’d off with mindless individuals shooting us down . What a load of gobshite some people say .
Jason says
March 16, 2017 at 3:04 pm‘We let them’ …???
Everyone has the same rights. No matter who says anything different.
Susan Hayes says
March 16, 2017 at 4:06 pmWhat a load of absolute CLAPTRAP!!!! Grow up and start using your brain, for once! Bloody idiots!!!!
Doug says
March 17, 2017 at 11:46 pmIt is a little to early for April Fools jokes! But i wish i had there drugs they must be awesome! LMFAO!!!
Matt says
March 19, 2017 at 3:38 am“It is safe to believe that people will trust anything they read off the internet.” -Abraham Lincoln
Scott says
August 9, 2018 at 4:15 pmDavid Edwards-Loaring. I see what you did there. Very sneaky. Putting the ass into asylum. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you!