Former Trump attorney Michael Cohen just confessed that President Donald Trump forced him to commit a felony, breaking campaign finance law.
Cohen’s statement was part of a plea deal and in the grand scheme of things: Benghazi! 9/11! Obama! HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE!
When we can shout out so many things to be outrage about ILLEGAL MEXICAN PINATA VOTING PARTIES! and just let them well deep in our throats, close our eyes real tight and just scream it to the heavens HILLARY CLINTON DRAGON HIDING EMAILS!!! then really why is it such a big deal that President Donald Trump committed a white collar felony.
Seriously, Martha Stewart went to a Club-med jail for a month or so for far worse than just fibbing a bit about campaign law. We all know it is not illegal to collude or give information over to the Russians. You can still be a Christian and sleep with DD prostitutes and pay them to keep their DSLs silent. Did not Christ teach us to be nice to street walkers by inviting Mary Magdalene to break bread?
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone JUST LIKE THEY DO IN THE MIDDLE EAST, THE TERROR LANDS THAT OBAMA GAVE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO!
Just remember, if you start to think this looks bad for our president, just close your eyes real tight, scream a guttaral noise and through a word on top like SNOWFLAKECUCKCUKCUCfucking Mueller!
Cohen admits he broke campaign finance laws at the direction of Donald Trump.
Just hours ago, Manafort went down too!
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