Republicans: Women, Stop All These Assault Claims Or We Will Drain All The Pumpkins of Their Spice
In this undated photograph, Trump oversees and stands in a field of pumpkins turned albino after FDA agents drained all the rich pumpkin-spice flavorings from them. According to a leaked memo, the nation’s supply of pumpkins will be drained of flavor as punishment if rich, white-women don’t ‘knock if off...