Obama Declares 6th Annual War on Christmas, Vows to ‘Destroy Baby Jesus’ in 2015

As December 25, 2015, approaches, Barack Obama prepares for his favorite day to ruin the lives of Christians worldwide. Eyewitnesses report that nationwide, shopping malls with connection to Obama and the Illuminati are silently replacing Christmas trees and nativity scenes with melting glaciers. Instead of using Christmas as a time...

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Donald Trump Unleashes Fiercest Hurricane Ever Upon Mexico, Thousands Forced to Flee

Mexico City, Mexico – (LDN) Sources confirm Donald Trump has used the HAARP weather machine to unleash the ‘fiercest hurricane ever’ upon Mexico. Eyewitnesses confirm that tens of thousands of Mexicans were forced to flee their homes and villages, many of them flocking southward to escape the giant hurricane Hurricane Patricia that...

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Bernie Sanders Supporters Create “#FeeltheChafe” Hashtag to Ridicule Lincoln Chafee

Communists supporting the Bernie Sanders campaign unleashed a Twitter scheme to confuse voters and make Democratic presidential candidate Lincoln Chafee the butt of an Internet meme’s joke. In the world of the Internet, mention of Bernie Sanders’ campaign is typically tied to a #Feeltheburn hashtag that ties into Twitter. Most...

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U.N.: Obama’s Christian Hunting Robots ‘Won’t Be Stopped’

New reports confirm that Obama’s plan to destroy American conservatism and eradicate Christianity is nearing fruition. Sources intercepted a memo being circulated within the United Nations.  The document confirms an International Conspiracy to destroy Christianity is being headed out by the Obama Administration.  Chief in this plan to overthrow Christianity...

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Confirmed: Gay Christians Are Conspiring To Go To Heaven, Organize Gay Marriage Protests and Legislation

Gay Christians are conspiring to create the type of Heaven where Freddie Mercury greets you at the gate and eternal gay marriage is a fact of life. Several  moles who infiltrated a largely gay Christian congregation confirm that homosexuals are conspiring to go to heaven and organize massive pro-gay marriage demonstrations...

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