Mistaking Black Friday for a holiday created by the radical BLM movement, thousands of Trump supporters are now irrate after finding Black Friday is actually still the day where one can save hundreds of dollars off the typical retail price of merchandise such as electronics, housewares and clothing. [adinserter block=”3″]Last...
For years it seemed that no matter how much stress a Republican-controlled Congress tried to inflict on Obama as they hampered his every move to destroy Jesus and reign in a new age of Liberal Darkness, Obama would emerge the next day looking younger and even more rejuvenated. [adinserter block=”2″]Now...
Ancient Sumerian texts predicted the day would come that the greatest nation on Earth would enter an era of great evil, one known as that of Liberal Darkness. It was said that a dark ruler would oversee the greatest acts of evil in human history: universal healthcare, women’s rights, gender...
With no other rational explanation as to how the United States of America has given Donald Trump so many votes to become president, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are sending Michael J Fox back in time in a Delorean to see what the hell happened. There can be no other...
In an unexpected turn of events, Donald Trump has overtaken Hillary Clinton in the presidential election and women nationwide are in full panic. Metrics show a sharp increase in purchases of pants that have spikes, presumably because millions of Americans fear having a president who thinks it is okay to...
Mexican president Enrique Nieto has declared a state of emergency as droves of Trump supporters are forcing their way through the US-Mexico border early Tuesday morning. [adinserter block=”5″]With Trump already falling behind in precincts across America, an unprecedented mass exodus of Trump supporters have overwhelmed border guards at the US-Mexico...
Hillary Clinton plans to destroy strongholds of righteousness in America by giving gays the power to cast destructive acts of nature upon the righteous. Insiders close to the Clinton administration confirm that President Clinton plans to continue Obama’s campaign to route out all morality in America, so it may be...
Just one day before the 2016 presidential elections, Hillary Clinton has struck the heart of the Bible belt with a 5.0 earthquake that devastated Oklahoma and was felt as far away as Kansas, Arkansas and Missouri. Scientists with the National Weather Service were shocked at the unprecedented earthquake, citing that...
Last week, a homeless woman in California was attacked by a mob of liberal Clinton supporters after she tried to protect Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. [adinserter block=”3″]Trump — touched by the homeless woman’s selfless act and heartbroken that Clinton’s supporters would attack her — sought...
Cher, who is worshiped as a living god by evangelical homosexuals, is planning a live show of her power to ‘turn back time’ this Sunday. Unbeknownst to many, there is a growing number of people who practice homosexuality with a religious and evangelical fervor. As homosexuality becomes more bold in...