Obama still has sleeper agents in the United States government. Officials with the Christian Defender League of Texas confirm that at approximately 12:50 pm, the United States Navy flew homosexual sorties over the skies of Washington. When the missions were over, citizens who looked skyward saw the following display of...
It was the darkest 11 minutes in modern American history. By the power of Obama, President Trump was cut off from his 41.7 million followers. Sources with the Christian Defender League of America report that Obama likely unleashed the unholy “404” error rite upon President Trump’s Twitter feed. Moral publications...
Social media is circulating an amateur video that reports an electromagnetic pulse (EMP) will take place on November 4 – 6 and wipe out the nation’s entire power grid. The video’s proposition that the Department of Defense is planning on wiping out electronic communication is likely false. According to the...
Gay Christmas, known as Halloween in the non-homosexual community, is officially celebrated on October 31st. Over the last three decades gays have used the holiday to not only throw lavish costume parties, but also as a recruitment day where they get to see their straight co-workers and acquaintances in fantasy...
Officials with the Christian Defense League of Texas are in absolute shock after a new scientific study found that despite massive outpourings of thoughts and prayers following catastrophic displays of gun violence, it seems that gun violence only grows more and more severe in the United States. [adinserter block=”1″] In...
President Donald Trump has threatened to shut down the government if Congress does not pay for the border wall by cutting $1 billion dollars needed for disaster relief from FEMA’s budget. The fiscal year that has the economy improving and jobs being created is still the budget agreed upon by...
Southeast Texas is suffering from the effects of Hurricane Harvey, the National Weather Service calling it the worst and most unprecedented storm to hit Texas of all time. Is this random storm beyond scientific knowledge and prediction a true phenomenom, or is it actually a supernatural event meant to punish...
With their boundless energy, chiseled physiques and enhanced mental acuity from the surging hormones coalescing with fiercely mixed spirits routinely consumed with opiod-infused eight-ball during weekend benders, gay men are a formidable spectacle of nature that leave housewives yearning for their sensuality and straight dads jealous of their exotic, child-free...
The liberal social media is up in arms because millionaire pastor Joel Osteen initially turned away a few poor Houston flood victims from taking refuge in his 16000 seat megachurch. [adinserter bock=”1″]Osteen was eventually the target of a hit investigative journalism bit yesterday. Reports went out that the church was...
[adinserter block=”1″] A photo showing elderly nursing home residents sitting in waist-high water as Hurricane Harvey continues to flood Houston, Texas, is shocking social media. [adinserter block=”3″] The source of the photo remains unknown. Several sources are questioning the veracity of the media. President Trump is tweeting about the...