Should Donald Trump Pardon Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin To Turn The Other Cheek for Minorities and Bring Peace and Unity to Humanity?

Now that President Donald Trump has allowed the healing to take place and turned the other cheek for the Hispanic community by pardoning Sheriff Joe Arpaio for assuming all people with Mexican features were illegals, it is time to ask an important question: where else can President Trump help angry...

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Obama Uses His Apopalytic Ra Powers to Cast Hurricane Harvey Over Texas

Barack Obama is using his new apocalyptic powers of Ra to cast an unprecedented hurricane of magical lightning and zephyrs of darkness upon the great state of Texas. [adinserter block=”1″] Scientists with NWS have frantically rushed to gather data on what they are calling Hurricane Henry. Eyewitneeses report the rainfall...

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President Trump Blinded By Eclipse Glasses

Following the spectacle that was the Great American Eclipse this afternoon, word is now getting out that the President of the United States has suffered a “catastrophic loss” of his vision. According to White House insiders, Donald Trump was overheard scoffing at allegations of intentional sabotage in many shipments of...

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Obama Has Donned the Armor of Aphophis To Start the Moon Serpent Apocalypse of the Sun

History is being made as Barack Hussein O-bama has revealed mastery of an ancient Egyptian armor of Apophis. [adinserter block=”1″] Obama is seen extending his hand in this image, threatening to smite a citizen for supporting Donald Trump’s defense of Confederate monuments. Eyewitnesses report Obama’s voice has suddenly started to...

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Faulty Eclipse Glasses An Act Of Sabotage

A recent statement from a source within the offices of the Federal Trade Commission has garnered growing public interest. The FTC agent, who wishes to remain anonymous, let slip new information regarding the shipments of counterfeit eclipse glasses that made their way to American consumers this month. Many who bought...

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Beware Christian America, The Obamalipse Is Now Upon Us (Solar Eclipse, August 21 2017)

[adinserter block=”1″]The day of darkness has arrived.  All throughout history, across all cultures, wise men spoke of a day where despite the immense knowledge of man, they would ‘all have to shield their eyes for the great sun would be blighted with a darkness like that never seen.” The Obamalipse,...

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ALERT: Gays Invent Photon-Bending Solar Eclipse Glasses To Convert Straight Men Into Homosexuality

Gays have pooled their vast resources and mastery of physics to unleash a plan that will convert many straight-family men into into homosexuality during the August, 21st solar eclipse. The Christian Defense League of Texas reports that gays have found a way to harness light energy to cause homosexuality to...

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On August 21st, Obama Plans To Acquire The Power of Ra and Wage War on Jesus In a New Age of Liberal Darkness

As the days tick down to August 21st, 2017, Barack Obama plans to use the solar eclipse as an opportunity to complete the Rite of Ras’s Throne, an ancient ceremony in which the ‘one of darkness’ can reclaim the power of the ancient Egyptian god Ra. [adinserter block=”1″]Obama’s fascination with...

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