Thousands Sign Petition To Drink Red Juice Liquid From Bottom of Sarcophagus Found in Egypt

Archaeologists have unearthed an ancient sarcophagus in Egypt that insiders report is etched with the hieroglyphics  which scholar Egyptologists report roughly translates to OBAMA. Exactly 7 days after Obama gave a speech before a crowd in Africa, eyewitnesses report a ‘day of darkness’ fell over the skies of Alexandria, Egypt....

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Is It Time For America To Invade the Kingdom of Wakanda?

[adinserter block=”3″] Yesterday, new reports of a powerful secret Obama-nation surfaced on Facebook.  Countless American newsgroups reported that there is a new nation named Wakanda that has advanced alien spacecrafts, genetically altered Egyptian pharaoh God-kings with the strength of a panther and even worse, they have operatives in America who...

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Onlookers Claim Image of Christ Appeared In Donald Trump’s Bald Patch

Eyewitnesses who took photos of President Trump boarding Air Force One on a gusty winter day are reporting closer inspection reveals that within his parted hair, an image of Christ is visible. [adinserter block=”2″] Digital analysis confirm that the miraculous parting of President Trump’s hair did reveal a glimpse of...

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Gays Unleash Space-age Trickle Down Homosexuality Chemtrails Over Christmas Weekend

Late Friday night, Californians awoke to a massive sonic boom of homosexuality echoing through the December skies.  Eyewitnesses report that a bright flickering light ‘tearing through a cosmic cloud of sparkling dust’ overhead was followed moments later by a ‘rainfall of sparkling dust’, which scientists have now confirmed is a...

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Trump’s Policies Help Natives Discover 210,000 Gallons of Oil at Keystone Pipeline South Dakota

For over a year, Native Americans who lived near the formerly proposed Keystone Pipeline site in South Dakota protested due to fear that the pipeline would somehow contaminate sacred land that also served as a water supply. President Obama sided with the natives, but once taking office, President Trump applauded...

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