Is It Time For America To Invade the Kingdom of Wakanda?

Yesterday, new reports of a powerful secret Obama-nation surfaced on Facebook.  Countless American newsgroups reported that there is a new nation named Wakanda that has advanced alien spacecrafts, genetically altered Egyptian pharaoh God-kings with the strength of a panther and even worse, they have operatives in America who are hellbent...

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Gays Unleash Space-age Trickle Down Homosexuality Chemtrails Over Christmas Weekend

Late Friday night, Californians awoke to a massive sonic boom of homosexuality echoing through the December skies.  Eyewitnesses report that a bright flickering light ‘tearing through a cosmic cloud of sparkling dust’ overhead was followed moments later by a ‘rainfall of sparkling dust’, which scientists have now confirmed is a...

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Trump’s Policies Help Natives Discover 210,000 Gallons of Oil at Keystone Pipeline South Dakota

For over a year, Native Americans who lived near the formerly proposed Keystone Pipeline site in South Dakota protested due to fear that the pipeline would somehow contaminate sacred land that also served as a water supply. President Obama sided with the natives, but once taking office, President Trump applauded...

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Obama Orders Navy Pilot to Draw Subliminal Homosexual Chemtrails Over American’s Skies

Obama still has sleeper agents in the United States government.  Officials with the Christian Defender League of Texas confirm that at approximately 12:50 pm, the United States Navy flew homosexual sorties over the skies of Washington.  When the missions were over, citizens who looked skyward saw the following display of...

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Why Did Obama Order Trump’s Twitter Shut Down for 11 Minutes

It was the darkest 11 minutes in modern American history.  By the power of Obama, President Trump was cut off from his 41.7 million followers. Sources with the Christian Defender League of America report that Obama likely unleashed the unholy “404” error rite upon President Trump’s Twitter feed. Moral publications...

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