Obama’s Hurricane Florence Leaves 500 Million Without Power, Destroys Christianity in South Carolina

Moral news outlets report breaking news of Obama’s summoned Hurricane Florida. Eyewitnesses report the storm is apocalyptic, the likes of which were never seen before. A team of super Christians attempted to build a prayer wall of energy to block the storm, but Obama’s dark power has grown too strong.

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Obama Caught Summoning Hurricane Florence To Make Trump’s Hurricane Response Look Bad

Obama’s acquiring of ancient occult powers has been well documented in the moral media community.  In this recent photograph, Obama is seen standing before a desecrated Civil War monument in South Carolina and summoning Hurricane Florence. Bewildered scientists with the National Weather Service are calling Hurricane Florence ‘the storm of...

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Giuliani Prepares ‘Guilty is Not Guilty’ Defense Following Cohen Confession

Sources report an extremely alert and unhinged Rudy Giuliani was spotted tearing through the streets of New York late Saturday, yelling ‘Guilty is Not guilty!’ As alarmed bystanders ushered kids away from the irate path of Giuliani’s swinging arms and wide-eye stare, jumbotrons on Fifth Avenue displayed breaking news footage...

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If The President of the United States Directs You To Commit Felony, Is It Really Such a Big Deal?

Former Trump attorney Michael Cohen just confessed that President Donald Trump forced him to commit a felony, breaking campaign finance law. Cohen’s statement was part of a plea deal and in the grand scheme of things:  Benghazi!  9/11!  Obama!  HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE! When we can shout out so many things to...

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God Creates Star To Protest Liberal Vote to Remove Trump’s Star from Hollywood Walk of Fame

NASA scientists were able to catch footage of God weighing in on American politics.  In this photograph, the hand of God angrily grabs a handful of cosmic dust and crushes it to form a new star.  This footage was captured just minutes after biased liberals voted to remove President Trump’s...

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Devil Fire Tornado Manifests in California After 400,000th Gay Marriage Allowed

Gay marriage has summoned Satan in the form of a fiery tornado that is currently ravishing the state of California. Gays have invoked Biblical prophesy by getting married in the state of California. Despite numerous warnings from religious politicians, clergy and scientific scholars, California liberals voted to support gay marriage...

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