Gays Create New World Headquarters, Plan to Petition UN To Establish New Nation State

New reports indicate the gay community has opened a new worldwide headquarters for homosexuality. Their appetite for dominating the straight community no longer satiated by grass roots efforts, gays have started the process to bring their lifestyle to the political world by establishing a new nation whose primary law is...

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Canada Declares National Emergency, Builds Solid Wall of Snow To Keep Americans Out

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stands before the Great White Wall, a newly constructed glacial fortification mostly designed to keep dangerous red-hatted Americans out of Canada. Taking advantage of the polar vortex largely caused by the US ignoring climate change and continually disrupting weather patterns on a global scale, Canada...

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Obama Shuts Down Youtube on Worldwide Scale

Only hours after videos depicting President Trump in a positive manner passed 100 million views, YouTube did something all thought impossible: shut down. The Democrat’s ability to summon daemons (electronic demons) to harass holy sites with spam and 404 errors is well known in the moral media community. But never...

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Hillary Clinton Spotted Doing Illuminati Witch Ritual Above Skies of DC

While Hillary Clinton’s vampire abilities and weakness are well documented in the moral media community, not much has been physically documented about her alleged power of witchcraft and the occult. But now, days after another deadly hurricane comes sweeping into the US and Brett Kavanaugh met the people’s will by...

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