Canada Declares National Emergency, Builds Solid Wall of Snow To Keep Americans Out

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stands before the Great White Wall, a newly constructed glacial fortification mostly designed to keep dangerous red-hatted Americans out of Canada. Taking advantage of the polar vortex largely caused by the US ignoring climate change and continually disrupting weather patterns on a global scale, Canada...

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Obama Shuts Down Youtube on Worldwide Scale

Only hours after videos depicting President Trump in a positive manner passed 100 million views, YouTube did something all thought impossible: shut down. The Democrat’s ability to summon daemons (electronic demons) to harass holy sites with spam and 404 errors is well known in the moral media community. But never...

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Kansas Neighbors Complain Home Has Become ‘Relentlessly Gay’, Owners Respond By Making Home Gayer

Kansas – In a now viral social media post, a person describes an exchange between passively aggressive irate neighbors and the owners of a rainbow colored house. The letter reads: Dear Resident of __ Avenue, Your yard is becoming Relentlessly Gay!  Myself and Others in the neighborhood ask that you...

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