Obama Shuts Down Youtube on Worldwide Scale

Only hours after videos depicting President Trump in a positive manner passed 100 million views, YouTube did something all thought impossible: shut down. The Democrat’s ability to summon daemons (electronic demons) to harass holy sites with spam and 404 errors is well known in the moral media community. But never...

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Kansas Neighbors Complain Home Has Become ‘Relentlessly Gay’, Owners Respond By Making Home Gayer

Kansas – In a now viral social media post, a person describes an exchange between passively aggressive irate neighbors and the owners of a rainbow colored house. The letter reads: Dear Resident of __ Avenue, Your yard is becoming Relentlessly Gay!  Myself and Others in the neighborhood ask that you...

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Gays Unleash Space-age Trickle Down Homosexuality Chemtrails Over Christmas Weekend

Late Friday night, Californians awoke to a massive sonic boom of homosexuality echoing through the December skies.  Eyewitnesses report that a bright flickering light ‘tearing through a cosmic cloud of sparkling dust’ overhead was followed moments later by a ‘rainfall of sparkling dust’, which scientists have now confirmed is a...

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Trump’s Policies Help Natives Discover 210,000 Gallons of Oil at Keystone Pipeline South Dakota

For over a year, Native Americans who lived near the formerly proposed Keystone Pipeline site in South Dakota protested due to fear that the pipeline would somehow contaminate sacred land that also served as a water supply. President Obama sided with the natives, but once taking office, President Trump applauded...

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Top Ten Ways To Stay Safe This Gay Christmas

Gay Christmas, known as Halloween in the non-homosexual community, is officially celebrated on October 31st.  Over the last three decades gays have used the holiday to not only throw lavish costume parties, but also as a recruitment day where they get to see their straight co-workers and acquaintances in fantasy...

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