The popular shoe company Vans, known for their fashionable skater shoes, has plans to launch the gaming shoe line with the brand of Nintendo. The shoes will include famous title such as Mario Bros, Pacman, Ms. Pacman, Donkey Kong, Legend of Zelda, and Sonic the Hedgehog. All of these...
Congressional democrats are currently campaigning in their locales to change the name of Washington, DC to Obama, DC. After weeks of intense lobbying from BlackLivesMatter protestors, several powerful Democratic senators and house democrats are funding ‘grassroots’ precinct petition campaigns to gather enough support to remove the name Washington, DC, from...
Obama has performed the ‘rite of the Skull-faced Asteroid’ to give Satan full control of America. [adinserter block=”1″]Ancient Babylonian texts warned that the day would come when a ‘on a day of costumed sorcery, a dark ruler shall summon a rock of space to bring ultimate darkness to a land...
It is a remarkable dichotomy. In many ways, Batman is the most Christian of us all. Then…he shoots from the Batcave in an expensive foreign car, donning skin-tight black leathers as he leads the stocking-clad Robin into the midnight streets of Gotham to engage in exhausting muscle-bound masochism with dangerously costumed fetishists,...
You may have heard the saying, ‘that will happen once in a blue moon’ and never thought much of it. Well, Obama is president and that ancient saying once again has meaning. [adinserter block=”1″]Sources report that Obama performed a dark ritual today in the secretive chambers beneath the White House....
Texas Governor Greg Abbott has placed the state on high alert: Barack Obama is invading Texas on July 15th and is already launching gay-marriage offensives to soften the populace. Officials in the state of Texas were alerted to Obama’s master plan to start a Civil War in America. While riling up...
I think I speak for all Americans when I say I cannot believe that in the year 2015, that a sitting United States President would dare say the ‘N-word’ in reference to black people. Barack Obama used the n-word in a globally broadcast interview today. No ordinary, respectful president would...
Barack Obama is using a modified form of Toxoplasma gondii to brainwash millions of cat-owners nationwide, so that they will be prone to his mind-control and help him establish a new kingdom of liberal darkness. For years cats have been associated with the occult and mysticism, their role as familiars...
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