Confirmed: President Trump Vows to Strike North Korea with Fire and Fury of Homosexual Chemtrails

During a televised statement, President Trump announced that North Korea will be struck with unprecedented ‘fire and fury’ the likes of which the world has never seen, the devastating power of said strikes destroying North Korea forever. Insiders with knowledge of the White House confirm that the strikes will not...

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President Trump Strikes Bay Area with Heterosexual Chemtrails, Hundreds of Gays Cured of Homosexuality

Anonymous sources within the Trump administration report that President Trump has kept true to his campaign promise to Make America Great Again and successfully carried out several heterosexual chemtrail raids above the skies of gay-dense regions of the United States. Residents of California have recently complained about increased amounts of...

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Alert: Roving Hordes of Gays Pinching Fathers Not Wearing Green For St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day, now becoming celebrated in the gay community as the ‘Running of the Straights’, has taken on a horrific meaning for traditional families nationwide.  Reports of well-organized groping attacks carried out by seemingly feral groups of gay men on straight men for ‘not wearing green’ are coming in worldwide....

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Confirmed: 27 Men Contract Homosexuality After Viewing Beauty and the Beast 3D

The CDC has confirmed 27 new cases of homosexuality in Texas after a Dallas/Fort Worth area theater aired Beauty and the Beast in 3D. [adinserter block=”9″] [adinserter block=”3″]Eyewitness reports detail how during the movie, all seemed well and pleasant until the fairy tale character LeFou — traditionally the jovial bard...

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Is God Attacking California With Torrential Rain and Floods For Defying President Trump?

Emboldened by liberties granted to them during the Obama regime, this week Californians are experiencing ‘pure chaos’ as their state is facing divine levels of wrath not seen since the historic Bush Presidency.  Scientists and religious scholars agree that the weather patterns in California are ‘apocalyptic’ and all the flooding,...

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Confirmed: With Only Hours Left of His Dark Rule, Obama Has Failed to Destroy Jesus and Reign In A New Age of Liberal Darkness

For the past eight years, Obama has stood accused of the following:  being a Kenyan national who uses Ebola to torment the Christian masses, using homosexual chemtrails to turn straight men gay, stealing our guns, turning the Large Hadron Collider to the heavens themselves so he may wage war against...

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Proof: Donald Trump Did Not Mock Reporter With Disability

Liberal media is trying to portray President-elect Donald Trump as a tormentor of the disabled when the facts show that he actually did not mock reporter Serge Kovaleski, but instead gave an impression of a liberal reporter dodging facts and trying to haphazardly gather credence to make themselves look legitimate. [adinserter...

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Trump Orders New EPA To Use HAARP Weather Machine To Topple Giant Sequoia Tunnel Tree in California

Angered by California’s liberal-bent in the face of his presidency, President-elect Donald Trump made a show of his presidential power by ordering the EPA to turn HAARP weather machine “upon the loser left wing treehuggers” of California. [adinserter block=”3″]Ever year, thousands of Democratic environmental activists are known to go visit...

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