It’s about time that The Pokemon Company, Nintendo, and Game Freak have revealed the final starter evolutions for the game; because really, that’s what we all want to know before we buy the games. Let’s all be real for a moment and just admit to ourselves that none of the starters were what we wanted them to turn out! None of them.

Allow me to start by saying that I personally think that The Pokemon Company took a page straight out of the 1980’s and modeled Incineroar after a Thundercat! C’mon, admit it! You all (at least those of you who remember the Thundercats) thought of the Thundercats as soon as you saw Incineroar! Just look at it!

Secondly, I think we all know why Popplio’s final evolution, Primarina, was so feminine looking. [adinserter block=”2″]

I believe that it is truly to get female gamers into the Pokemon games.

It looks pretty alright. I really don’t have a problem with strictly female looking Pokemon, but I know some people will and start a HUGE argument over it and make a massive fuss about it and so on… People, they aren’t even real creatures.

And finally, Decidueye, the final evolution of Rowlet. This is a massively tall, archer owl with a hoodie head complete with draw strings.

Can I just say how disappointed I am in this particular evolution? This little round owl had so much potential and Nintendo ruined it with this final evolution. I’m not sure what they were thinking but, oh my goodness they must have had some bad Ramen bowls or something. They could’ve done better in my opinion.