BlackLivesMatter Protesters Dump Nation’s Supply of Pumpkin Spice Chai Tea Into Harbor

In a move that has shattered the morale of suburban wives nationwide, the BlackLivesMatter protesters have dumped the nation’s entire fall supply of Pumpkin Chai Spiced tea into Boston Harbor. [adinserter block=”3″] Calling the event ‘Boston Tea Party x2’ on Facebook, the group allegedly planned to get the attention of...

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Obama to Accept 25,000 Syrian Refugees by January 1 2016 So He May Create New Persian Empire and Destroy Christianity Once and For All

Barack Hussein Obama signed legislation today that will allow 25,000 unchecked Syrians into the United States of America on January 1, 2016. US Secretary of State John Kerry flew to Germany to make the announcement. Next year, Obama plans to increase the total number of global refugees to 85,000, of...

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10,000 Republicans Call for “Bimbo” Megyn Kelly To Be Fired From Fox News After Snubbing Donald Trump

The 2016 Presidential debates hosted by Fox News featured a surprise as the three Fox News ‘moderators’, lead by Megyn Kelly, attempted to smear and discredit leading GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump. All throughout the debate, Megyn Kelly┬átried to paint Trump as a misogynistic idiot, to which Trump gave a...

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Texans Organize ‘Minutemen Troop Training’ Counterstrike To Stop Obama’s Jade Helm Invasion of Gay Marriage and Liberal Darkness

Texas will soon be the battleground on which Americans make their first stand against Obama’s invasion of a Christian stronghold in America. Intelligence officials in Texas have intercepted communiques within the Obama administration that prove Operation Jade Helm is a front to invade Christian households in Texas and enforce gay...

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