Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama Send Michael J Fox Back In Time To Fix Clusterfuck In The Space Time Continuum That Has Somehow Resulted In Donald Trump

With no other rational explanation as to how the United States of America has given Donald Trump so many votes to become president, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are sending Michael J Fox back in time in a Delorean to see what the hell happened. There can be no other...

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Fearing Clinton Presidency, Trump Supporters Flee To Mexico

Mexican president Enrique Nieto has declared a state of emergency as droves of Trump supporters are forcing their way through the US-Mexico border early Tuesday morning. [adinserter block=”5″]With Trump already falling behind in precincts across America, an unprecedented mass exodus of Trump supporters have overwhelmed border guards at the US-Mexico...

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Once Elected, Hillary Clinton Plans To Let Gays Use HAARP Weather Machine To Rain Down Destruction Upon the Righteous

Hillary Clinton plans to destroy strongholds of righteousness in America by giving gays the power to cast destructive acts of nature upon the righteous. Insiders close to the Clinton administration confirm that President Clinton plans to continue Obama’s campaign to route out all morality in America, so it may be...

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Donald Trump Buys Mansion For Homeless Black Woman Who Protected His Hollywood Star

Last week, a homeless woman in California was attacked by a mob of liberal Clinton supporters after she tried to protect Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. [adinserter block=”3″]Trump — touched by the homeless woman’s selfless act and heartbroken that Clinton’s supporters would attack her — sought...

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Confirmed: Hillary Clinton Caused Plane Carrying Governor Pence To Slide Off Runway

New sources confirm that Hillary Clinton ordered Governor Pence, Donald Trump’s running mate, to be sent ‘a strong warning’ to keep quiet over the next few weeks. [adinserter block=”3″] After receiving the message from Hillary, Pence allegedly sent word to her people that he would not be silenced, and only...

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Hillary Clinton Destroys Donald Trump’s Star At Hollywood Walk of Fame

Fulfilling ancient Sumerian prophecy, Hillary Clinton has ‘destroyed a star named after her greatest foe’ on the eve of the 2016 election of destiny. This morning the residents of Hollywood, California, thought a major earthquake had taken place, but were shocked to learn that the United States Geological surveyors did...

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Lord of the Flies: Fly Lands On Hillary Clinton To Signal America’s Doom

During the 2016 presidential debate, the spirit of evil manifested upon Hillary Clinton as she officially took on the mantle the Lord of the Flies. Donald Trump stands as moral America’s last hope of restoring America to a great country of values, morality and conservatism. ¬†Right before Hillary Clinton unleashed...

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Hillary Clinton Summons Black Skull Hurricane Matthew to Destroy Christian America and Cast a New Age of Liberal Darkness

As the dark age of Obama comes to an end, there arises an even more sinister harbinger of doom for America’s faithful: ¬†Hillary Clinton. As her power grows amidst the fall of Donald Trump, Clinton today showed off her mastery of dark liberal forces by summoning a hurricane off America’s...

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Obama Punches Immortal Soul out of Christian Trump Supporter

A new image that shows Obama punching the soul out of a captive Donald Trump supporter is quickly spreading through social media. Hours ago new polls showed that Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has cut Hillary Clinton’s lead down to only 1 percentage point. [adinserter block=”3″]For nearly eight years conservative...

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