Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama Send Michael J Fox Back In Time To Fix Clusterfuck In The Space Time Continuum That Has Somehow Resulted In Donald Trump

With no other rational explanation as to how the United States of America has given Donald Trump so many votes to become president, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are sending Michael J Fox back in time in a Delorean to see what the hell happened. There can be no other...

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Once Elected, Hillary Clinton Plans To Let Gays Use HAARP Weather Machine To Rain Down Destruction Upon the Righteous

Hillary Clinton plans to destroy strongholds of righteousness in America by giving gays the power to cast destructive acts of nature upon the righteous. Insiders close to the Clinton administration confirm that President Clinton plans to continue Obama’s campaign to route out all morality in America, so it may be...

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Donald Trump Buys Mansion For Homeless Black Woman Who Protected His Hollywood Star

Last week, a homeless woman in California was attacked by a mob of liberal Clinton supporters after she tried to protect Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Trump — touched by the homeless woman’s selfless act and heartbroken that Clinton’s supporters would attack her — sought her...

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Hillary Clinton Destroys Donald Trump’s Star At Hollywood Walk of Fame

Fulfilling ancient Sumerian prophecy, Hillary Clinton has ‘destroyed a star named after her greatest foe’ on the eve of the 2016 election of destiny. This morning the residents of Hollywood, California, thought a major earthquake had taken place, but were shocked to learn that the United States Geological surveyors did...

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Lord of the Flies: Fly Lands On Hillary Clinton To Signal America’s Doom

During the 2016 presidential debate, the spirit of evil manifested upon Hillary Clinton as she officially took on the mantle the Lord of the Flies. Donald Trump stands as moral America’s last hope of restoring America to a great country of values, morality and conservatism. ¬†Right before Hillary Clinton unleashed...

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Hillary Clinton Summons Black Skull Hurricane Matthew to Destroy Christian America and Cast a New Age of Liberal Darkness

As the dark age of Obama comes to an end, there arises an even more sinister harbinger of doom for America’s faithful: ¬†Hillary Clinton. As her power grows amidst the fall of Donald Trump, Clinton today showed off her mastery of dark liberal forces by summoning a hurricane off America’s...

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