Once Elected, Hillary Clinton Plans To Let Gays Use HAARP Weather Machine To Rain Down Destruction Upon the Righteous

Hillary Clinton plans to destroy strongholds of righteousness in America by giving gays the power to cast destructive acts of nature upon the righteous. Insiders close to the Clinton administration confirm that President Clinton plans to continue Obama’s campaign to route out all morality in America, so it may be...

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Donald Trump Buys Mansion For Homeless Black Woman Who Protected His Hollywood Star

Last week, a homeless woman in California was attacked by a mob of liberal Clinton supporters after she tried to protect Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Trump — touched by the homeless woman’s selfless act and heartbroken that Clinton’s supporters would attack her — sought her...

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Hillary Clinton Destroys Donald Trump’s Star At Hollywood Walk of Fame

Fulfilling ancient Sumerian prophecy, Hillary Clinton has ‘destroyed a star named after her greatest foe’ on the eve of the 2016 election of destiny. This morning the residents of Hollywood, California, thought a major earthquake had taken place, but were shocked to learn that the United States Geological surveyors did...

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Hillary Clinton Summons Black Skull Hurricane Matthew to Destroy Christian America and Cast a New Age of Liberal Darkness

As the dark age of Obama comes to an end, there arises an even more sinister harbinger of doom for America’s faithful:  Hillary Clinton. As her power grows amidst the fall of Donald Trump, Clinton today showed off her mastery of dark liberal forces by summoning a hurricane off America’s...

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Confirmed: Hillary Clinton Sabotaged Donald Trump’s Mic At First Presidential Debate

During the first presidential debate, frontrunner candidate Donald Trump announced that it seemed his microphone was rigged to ‘cut in and out’.  Clinton scoffed at the suggestion that she may have cheated, but now sources at The Atlantic are confirming there were actually issues with Donald Trump’s microphone and eyewitnesses...

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