Obama To Give Away Air Jordans for $19.99 To Anyone Voting Hillary Clinton

[adinserter block=”6″]Obama’s ability to do under-the-radar grassroot campaigning was made apparent during 2008.  It will soon be on display again in the upcoming presidential election in the service from Hillary Clinton.  New memos show that the Obama Administration has allocated over $5 million in US taxpayer money to ‘improve the...

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Donald Trump: Taking Land From Native Americans Justifiable Because They Were “Selfishly Trying to Keep It for Themselves”

Donald Trump has yet again taken social media by storm after answering a question at an impromptu press conference.  A member of the crowd took to a microphone and asked Donald Trump since he has such an isolationist policy and hard words for immigrants, if he thinks his ‘great America’...

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Hillary Clinton Names Elizabeth Warren Vice President, To Run America as ‘Power Lesbian’ Couple

Hillary Clinton has announced Elizabeth Warren as both her running mate and life mate.  In news not shocking to many, Hillary Clinton is bringing girl power to DC in a major way.  It has been long speculated that Hillary deprived Bill Clinton of marital benefits after his scandalous endeavors with...

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Kansas Governor to Close Hospitals Due To ‘Medicaid Backlog Being Frustrating’

  Kansas Governor, Sam Brownback, disclosed at a press conference earlier today that he would take action to close hospitals around the state due to the frustrating medicaid backlog. The number of unprocessed Medicaid applications had been about 3,500 people before the state acknowledged earlier this month that the actual figure...

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BREXIT: Obama and Queen Elizabeth II Conspired to Destroy the EU and Cast Britain into an Age of Illuminati Liberal Darkness

Sources confirm the word Brexit is actually and anagram that means Barack Readies Europe for Xenogenic Illuminati Time. [adinserter block=”2″] Moles within the Obama Administration revealed over a dozen secret meetings between the Obama family, the Royal family, and other powerful figures over the past year. The secretive meetings were...

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