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Empowered by Obama, Gays Perform Military Coup in Seattle and Declare It “Gay Capital, USA”

Overnight ground reports from Seattle indicate powerful gay leaders in the region have pooled their vast resources and performed a military coup, overthrowing the last of the city’s conservative leaders and capturing vocally loud opponents. Eyewitness reports that as early as 7 pm last night, a group of militaristic men...

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Trump: “Putin Called Obama the N-Word, I hope He Likes Me”

Wasting no time getting into the headlines a day after the Democratic National Convention, Trump was in common form as he doubled-down on his talking points about Vladmir Putin. Liberal media is still reminding everyone that Trump suggested the Russians should reveal any juicy emails that involve Hillary Clinton violating...

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Donald Trump To Create “New Fox News”, Drafts O’Reilly, Hannity and Carlson To Be His Newscasters

A big shakeup is taking place at Fox News only hours after Donald Trump was officially nominated as the GOPs pick for presidential candidate. Sources confirm that Trump plans to create an ‘all-male’ Republican news network, lead by Bill O’Reilly, Gretchen Carlson and Sean Hannity after his media nemesis and...

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Donald Trump: Taking Land From Native Americans Justifiable Because They Were “Selfishly Trying to Keep It for Themselves”

Donald Trump has yet again taken social media by storm after answering a question at an impromptu press conference.  A member of the crowd took to a microphone and asked Donald Trump since he has such an isolationist policy and hard words for immigrants, if he thinks his ‘great America’...

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