Jade Helm Ends in Devastating Stalemate, Obama Fails to Completely Destroy Jesus and Reign in New Age of Liberal Darkness

Austin, Texas – Christian freedom fighters joined with brave leaders such as President George W. Bush, Governors Abbott and Perry and Chuck Norris to defend not only Texas, but Christianity itself, during Obama’s Jade Helm invasion. Governor Greg Abbott confirms that Obama’s forces have been forced to retreat from the...

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Facebook To Add a ‘Dislike’ Button To Silence Christians Once and For All

Facebook is finally giving liberals the power to silence Christians on social media once and for all. ┬áMark Zuckerberg announced Facebook is testing alternatives to the classic ‘Like’ button, confirming fears that liberals are trying to silence Christians like Kim Davis and Donald Trump before the 2016 elections. “People have...

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