Secret Christian Chemtrail Missions Reverse Homosexuality in Texas Town

Granbury, Texas – Christian freedom fighters in Texas have successfully launched the first counter-offensive to the aftermath of Obama’s Jade Helm invasion. On July 15th, Obama wasted no time smothering Texan skies with homosexual chemtrails emitted from high-velocity jets and B-59s.  These missions proved devastating to Texas and other Christian...

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Chinese Scientists Clone Jesus, Prepare To Unleash Him on Western Civilization

New footage circulating social media confirms that China has managed to clone Jesus and is preparing to unleash their genetically engineered ‘super-savior’ upon Western Civilization. In 2012, Mitt Romney warned everyone of China’s mission to destroy Jesus, America’s business and reign in a future communist utopia. We see China has...

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Swarms of Flying Homosexual Chemtrail Fire Ants Are Coming For England

The World Heath Organization has put England on high alert as swarms of genetically engineered fire ants have been seen swarming the countryside in quick approach to London.   The ants have been laced with chemical homosexuality via a modified homosexual chemtrail containing liquid sweat from gay men. These mutated...

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Gays Are Lacing Vaccines with Homosexual Chemtrails to ‘Cure’ Heterosexuality

Powerful gays embedded in the pharmaceutical industry have collaborated with Barack Obama to destroy heterosexuality once and for all.  It looks like the whistleblowers in the anti-vaccination movement had it right all along. The systemic extermination of heterosexual desire will begin next week, as students nationwide will have to get...

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Fire Ants Are Being Laced with Homosexual Chemtrails to Bite Christians And Convert Them To Homosexuality

Fire ants are being laced with homosexual chemtrails and then dumped in neighborhoods with higher per capita rates of Christianity. The homosexual chemtrail concoction contains a high concentration of gay endorphins.  Sources confirm that several exclusive gay clubs collected the spent sweats of late-night homosexuality, then sent them to a...

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