Conservatives warned that if gay marriage were legalized in America, gays would not stop until every person had a taste of their lifestyle.
This week gays celebrated as Doritos revealed its new ‘Bolder’ campaign. The chips are purportedly laced with a homosexual chemtrail that if consumed by a straight man, will immediately give him urges to commit acts of homosexuality. If consumed by an already gay man, it will only accentuate their energetic, alert and vibrant nature.
A post on Facebook reveals that all of the rainbow Doritos sold out within a day and the CDC warns that it is impossible to tell where all the chips could be by now. Every gay man at a tailgate party is now at risk of being roofied with these chemtrail chips being mixed with blue and red Indian corn tortilla chips.