Friday was supposed to mark Serena Williams’ 27th grand slam match in 2015, but instead she lost to an unseeded player who has excelled the most in doubles play.
Mighty Serena Williams, the world’s #1 player, fell apart in a shocking 2-6 6-4 6-4 routing that left many Williams faithful with mouth agape and in total shock.
A ballboy claims that he noticed all the balls from Vinci were ‘suspiciously malleable’ and that when Williams went to hit these balls, they always seemed to misfire with less force than Williams expected. They also bounced off the court differently.
This seemed to have no impact on Vinci, who easily cruised through the last two sets to victory.
Serena Williams did not complain and only had this to say: “I don’t want to talk about how disappointing it is for me. If you have any other questions, I’m open for that.”
Many believe this is all part of a global conspiracy to reduce American morale by having great US athletes humiliated by unranked foreigners on a day of our mourning.