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US Open: Roberta Vinci Deflated Tennis Balls To Defeat Serena Williams in Semi-finals

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Sources close to the USTA claim to have proof that Roberta Vinci conspired to deflate tennis balls before her match against the legendary and favored Serena Williams in the 2015 US Open.

Friday was supposed to mark Serena Williams’ 27th grand slam match in 2015, but instead she lost to an unseeded player who has excelled the most in doubles play.

Mighty Serena Williams, the world’s #1 player, fell apart in a shocking 2-6 6-4 6-4 routing that left many Williams faithful with mouth agape and in total shock.

deflateballBut new evidence alleges the Italian government and Vinci must be taking notes from Bill Belichick and Tom Brady, trying to claim glory for themselves under false pretenses.

A ballboy claims that he noticed all the balls from Vinci were ‘suspiciously malleable’ and that when Williams went to hit these balls, they always seemed to misfire with less force than Williams expected. They also bounced off the court differently.

This seemed to have no impact on Vinci, who easily cruised through the last two sets to victory.

Serena Williams did not complain and only had this to say: “I don’t want to talk about how disappointing it is for me. If you have any other questions, I’m open for that.”

Many believe this is all part of a global conspiracy to reduce American morale by having great US athletes humiliated by unranked foreigners on a day of our mourning.

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