Obama’s Homosexual Chemtrails Cause Shrinkage for Chris Christie

Unfortunately, it seems Obama’s chemtrail warfare against New Jersey has taken a toll on Republican warrior Chris Christie. Christie, usually an imposing and svelte figure of stability — reminiscent of President William Taft — geared up for a baseball game and is now the ridicule of liberal media. While it...

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Desperate Texas Senate Passes Anti-Gay Marriage Bill to Stop Flooding

Fearing that a sharp increase in per capita gay marriage advocacy was the source of increased flooding, Texas Senators held an emergency session early Wednesday morning to pass a new Anti-gay marriage bill to alter the weather patterns that are wreaking havoc across the state. Instead of meeting to think...

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Confirmed: Obama’s New Homosexual Chemtrail Superweapon Tested on Ireland, Causes Entire Country to Turn Gay

Military drone unleashes a stream of super-heated air laden with homosexual chemtrails. Drones such as this were seen flying sorties over Ireland days before a vote that turned the nation over into legalized gay marriage. The worst of conservative fears have been realized in Ireland. As planned, the new homosexual...

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