A Redditor decided he wanted a shot at helping create future episodes of South Park, so focused his talents of writing, animation and production to create a solid South Park episode as a proof of concept for what he can do. This episode could be mixed in with all the...
Morgan Hill, California – America’s bacon supply is in jeopardy. Farmers in Morgan Hill, California, have confirmed that entire droves of pigs are displaying blue fat all throughout their bodies. The effects of blue fats on humans who consume it remains unknown, but scientists with the CDC have confirmed that...
Sources close to the USTA claim to have proof that Roberta Vinci conspired to deflate tennis balls before her match against the legendary and favored Serena Williams in the 2015 US Open. [adinserter block=”3″] Friday was supposed to mark Serena Williams’ 27th grand slam match in 2015, but instead she...
Gays have conspired to take over the rainbow. The Bible, which records human history from its start over 6,000 years ago to now, makes it clear that God created rainbows as a promise that the Earth would never flood again: [adinserter block=”1″] And God said, “This is the sign of...
God helped bring peace to his country by placing a rainbow over the World Trade Center as Americans gathered to mourn and remember the tragic day of 9/11. [adinserter block=”1″]A CEO of a sports marketing company saw the beautiful sight from his Queens apartment that overlooks the East River and...
As the rest of the nation mourns and remembers the heroes of Flight 93 on this September 11th, Barack Hussein Obama continued his agenda to allow Iran to have nuclear weapons so that they can cause chaos and stress for all the peace-loving Western nations of the world. [adinserter block=”1″]...
President Barack Obama announced a $250 cash bonus will be loaded onto welfare recipient’s SNAP card today so that they may buy lobsters, steaks and cold malt liquor to celebrate Labor Day with their families. [adinserter block=”3″] The state of Kansas caught wind of Obama’s labor day plan several months...
Granbury, Texas – Christian freedom fighters in Texas have successfully launched the first counter-offensive to the aftermath of Obama’s Jade Helm invasion. On July 15th, Obama wasted no time smothering Texan skies with homosexual chemtrails emitted from high-velocity jets and B-59s. These missions proved devastating to Texas and other Christian...
New footage circulating social media confirms that China has managed to clone Jesus and is preparing to unleash their genetically engineered ‘super-savior’ upon Western Civilization. [adinserter block=”1″] In 2012, Mitt Romney warned everyone of China’s mission to destroy Jesus, America’s business and reign in a future communist utopia. We see...
In Marvel’s hit cinematic masterpiece ‘The X-men’, the powerfully gay mutant Magneto easily dominates the masculine and testosterone filled Wolverine, a man’s whose passion for Christianity and same-sex marriage defines his sleepless mission for justice. This scene captures what is happening to Christians in modern society and is Marvel’s way...