Sebastian, Florida– (LDN) Authorities in Florida report that a Florida man entered a Publix Food and Pharmacy store. The man entered the store with a strange item in hand: a human skull. Eyewitness Nick Pecoraro reports, “He was using it as a puppet.” He went on to add, “It smelled like death.”...
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