[adinserter block=”3″]The Christian Defense League of Texas is warning straights to beware New Year’s Eve festivities, especially in larger cities, as gays are lacing the New Years Eve balls that drop at city parties and the ensuing fireworks with a potent homosexual chemtrail and photonic element that was first seen in 2014.
Of great concern is that over 1 million people, mostly men, are expected to attend Rockin’ New Years Eve festivities in New York City. When the ball drop at midnight, it will be confused lisped renderings of Aude Lang Syne mixed with same-sex kissing all over the nation. Such a ‘massive moment of concurrent homosexuality is unprecedented’, reports Dr. Dan Clarke of the CDL. [adinserter block=”5″]
The CDL of Texas is warning men to treat the fireworks like a total solar eclipse and not to look into it. Gays have mastered a way of using light pattern signals to short-circuit the part of the brain that blocks a male from embracing his homosexuality. When mixed with chemicals in the New Years Eve ball and fireworks, the scents and lights are making men lusty and yearning for foreign DNA from another man.