Gays have pooled their vast resources to unleash a plan that will have many straight-family men waking up gay on December 26th. The Christian Defense League of Texas reports new studies prove staring at a new blinking cadence in holiday lights leaves men “feeling virile and yearning for the musk of other men’.Residents in the town of Waco, Texas, were the first to notice something amiss with Christmas lights after the town lit up a large, sprawling display of lights had families show up. After an hour or two of lights, eyewitnesses report ‘men were clustering around coffee stands, ordering elaborate hot-spiced frappes and rubbing one another to stay warm as they waited for baristas to finish making the drinks’.The CDL of Texas is warning straight people to immediately turn off any blinking patterns of lights, as it is next to impossible to tell what blinking patterns gays have programmed to electronically short-circuit the morality portion of the brain that allows the body to act on homosexual impulses. What is known is that gay scientists have worked for years to use chemicals and light patterns to alter the brain chemistry so that more people could become gay.
Other acts of homosexuality were observed, from accented singing to allegedly some men purposefully finding themselves under mistletoe and kissing with lips.