Liberal media and politicians are celebrating the fall of traditional America, praising Obama for his ‘brave’ actions that violate one of the fundamental laws the founding fathers set for the nation.
Obama specifically mentioned that guns will no longer be able to be purchased at gun shows. Additionally, every new gun that is created will be required to have a fingerprint ID system and also be tracked via GPS by the federal government and receive approval from a ‘gun monitor software algorithm’ before it can fire a shot. The so called Biometric Gun technology will put all American gun owners in a database and track every single time a person fires a gun and allow the government to know how many rounds and the exact location of shooting.
In North Korea, Kim Jong Un celebrated Obama’s announcement by testing out a new hydrogen bomb. An excited Kim told his nation that Obama is ‘taking their guns’ and that within 50 years, America’s children will ‘no longer know how to fire a weapon, and that is when we will invade their lands from the North and conquer them.”
While Republicans are irate and searching for a way to protect Americans from Obama’s totalitarian regime’s executive order, there are Americans who are fleeing large cities and trying to hide out from Obama’s henchmen who are going door-to-door and taking guns. In Oregon, a brave group of frontiersmen have already fled the cities and have holed up at a federal campground where they are trying to hide from Obama coming for their land and guns.