Lloyd Harbor, New York – (LDN) Trends in liberal culture keep growing more ridiculous. Suburban mothers are now injecting hormones so that their bodies produce breastmilk that is flavored with pumpkin spice protein.
Reports coming from a New York suburb confirm new-age mothers are wanting their babies to ‘partake’ in the joys of pumpkin-spice flavoring this fall. A biotech firm is offering an injected serum to these mothers that ‘alters the alveoli in such a way that they secrete pumpkin-spice flavored breastmilk within two weeks’.
Sources reveal that some mothers have been able to use Obamacare insurance to purchase the serum, which costs $1,300 per vial.