Trend: Suburban Moms Injecting Hormones to Make Pumpkin Spice Breastmilk For Their Babies

Lloyd Harbor, New York – (LDN) Trends in liberal culture keep growing more ridiculous. Suburban mothers are now injecting hormones so that their bodies produce breastmilk that is flavored with pumpkin spice protein.

Foremilk and Hindmilk samples of human breast milk

To the left, normal God-created breastmilk.  To the right, bio-engineered pumpkin-spiced breastmilk that is a trend of which many suburban mommies partake.  Even worse, reports show Obamacare is funding these mothers to receive injections that create it.(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Reports coming from a New York suburb confirm new-age mothers are wanting their babies to ‘partake’ in the joys of pumpkin-spice flavoring this fall. A biotech firm is offering an injected serum to these mothers that ‘alters the alveoli in such a way that they secrete pumpkin-spice flavored breastmilk within two weeks’.

Sources reveal that some mothers have been able to use Obamacare insurance to purchase the serum, which costs $1,300 per vial.

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    Buddy says

    What do you people eat for breakfast, insanity flakes????

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