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Giuliani Prepares ‘Guilty is Not Guilty’ Defense Following Cohen Confession

Sources report an extremely alert and unhinged Rudy Giuliani was spotted tearing through the streets of New York late Saturday, yelling ‘Guilty is Not guilty!’

As alarmed bystanders ushered kids away from the irate path of Giuliani’s swinging arms and wide-eye stare, jumbotrons on Fifth Avenue displayed breaking news footage of former Trump attorney Michael Cohen testifying that Trump forced him to commit a felony by paying off two adult film stars and influencing a presidential election.

Republican think tanks hope Giuliani’s screaming madman defense coupled with Fox News reporting on the war on Christmas will help Trump escape being convicted of a felony.


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