Trend: Suburban Moms Injecting Hormones to Make Pumpkin Spice Breastmilk For Their Babies

Lloyd Harbor, New York – (LDN) Trends in liberal culture keep growing more ridiculous. Suburban mothers are now injecting hormones so that their bodies produce breastmilk that is flavored with pumpkin spice protein.

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Foremilk and Hindmilk samples of human breast milk

To the left, normal God-created breastmilk.  To the right, bio-engineered pumpkin-spiced breastmilk that is a trend of which many suburban mommies partake.  Even worse, reports show Obamacare is funding these mothers to receive injections that create it.(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Reports coming from a New York suburb confirm new-age mothers are wanting their babies to ‘partake’ in the joys of pumpkin-spice flavoring this fall. A biotech firm is offering an injected serum to these mothers that ‘alters the alveoli in such a way that they secrete pumpkin-spice flavored breastmilk within two weeks’.

Sources reveal that some mothers have been able to use Obamacare insurance to purchase the serum, which costs $1,300 per vial.

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    Buddy says

    What do you people eat for breakfast, insanity flakes????

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