Republican presidential hopeful Ben Carson revealed that after performing a complex brain operation on a man, he cured him of homosexuality. [adinserter block=”3″]”When the anesthesia wore off and his emotional ‘partner’ came into the post-procedure room and tried to kiss him, the patient reportedly balked and pushed him away. The...
Lloyd Harbor, New York – (LDN) Trends in liberal culture keep growing more ridiculous. Suburban mothers are now injecting hormones so that their bodies produce breastmilk that is flavored with pumpkin spice protein. [adinserter block=”2″] Reports coming from a New York suburb confirm new-age mothers are wanting their babies to...
Gays have once again forced God’s hand of wrath into action. South Carolina used to be one of the most conservative Christian states in America, but in the last few months no one has been brave enough to take a bold stance against Gay Marriage. Now, the entire state is...
Obama has completed the rite of ascension for Satan in the darkest hours of mankind. On the Pope’s last day in America, Obama plans to perform the ritual that gives Satan official control of the presidency of the United States of America. Obama knows that his time in power is coming to an...
Scientists have discovered a new species of human ancestor — Homo naledi — that show both phenotypic and genotypic relationship to Donald Trump. An all-female group of researchers discovered over 1,500 separate bones that have reconstructed to show the distinctive Homo naledi. Though H. naledi has a smaller brain than H....
New footage circulating social media confirms that China has managed to clone Jesus and is preparing to unleash their genetically engineered ‘super-savior’ upon Western Civilization. [adinserter block=”1″] In 2012, Mitt Romney warned everyone of China’s mission to destroy Jesus, America’s business and reign in a future communist utopia. We see...
The latest photos from NASA show some form of advanced dragon life form on Mars. Christian astronomers confirm the photographic anomaly is not just some irregularity of pixels but a quite distinct image that both confirms Biblical prophesy and answers why Obama is so zealous in suddenly funding a NASA mission...
A new report from the CDC confirms that 50% of youth in Britain confirm they are no longer heterosexual. The numbers confirm that homosexuality in Britain is spreading far faster than anticipated by scientific models. Homosexuality has reached a critical R0 > 1, meaning that its transmission rate has...
A startling new report from Texas confirms genetically engineered spiders are building a communal ‘mega-web’ in a Christian neighborhood. News of Obama’s latest Jade Helm attack against the righteous came to light early Saturday morning, when reports that a Texas youth pastor never returned home from a jog the evening...
As if it weren’t already bad enough the state is full of marijuana addicts, Colorado is the latest victim of an attack by Obama’s homosexual chemtrails. [adinserter block=”1″] In the image media, we can see Obama’s Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has flooded the Colorado Animas River and thus their drinking...