Ben Carson: ‘I Once Performed Neurosurgery And Cured A Man of Homosexuality’

Republican presidential hopeful Ben Carson revealed that after performing a complex brain operation on a man, he cured him of homosexuality. “When the anesthesia wore off and his emotional ‘partner’ came into the post-procedure room and tried to kiss him, the patient reportedly balked and pushed him away.  The nurse...

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Trend: Suburban Moms Injecting Hormones to Make Pumpkin Spice Breastmilk For Their Babies

Lloyd Harbor, New York – (LDN) Trends in liberal culture keep growing more ridiculous. Suburban mothers are now injecting hormones so that their bodies produce breastmilk that is flavored with pumpkin spice protein. Reports coming from a New York suburb confirm new-age mothers are wanting their babies to ‘partake’ in...

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Scientists Discover Homo naledi, Donald Trump’s Ancient Ancestor

Scientists have discovered a new species of human ancestor — Homo naledi — that show both phenotypic and genotypic relationship to Donald Trump. An all-female group of researchers discovered over 1,500 separate bones that have reconstructed to show the distinctive Homo naledi.  Though H. naledi has a smaller brain than H....

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Chinese Scientists Clone Jesus, Prepare To Unleash Him on Western Civilization

New footage circulating social media confirms that China has managed to clone Jesus and is preparing to unleash their genetically engineered ‘super-savior’ upon Western Civilization. In 2012, Mitt Romney warned everyone of China’s mission to destroy Jesus, America’s business and reign in a future communist utopia. We see China has...

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