Steve Buscemi Was a Firefighter Before Actor, Quietly Returned to Engine No. 55 After 9/11 To Work 12 Hour Shifts Sifting Through Debris

Steve Buscemi has always had a very likable ‘everyman’ quality about himself, on-screen and off-screen.  The reason this quality stands out in Buscemi may very well be the reason he was inclined to join the great FDNY. From about 1980 to 1984, Buscemi served among New York’s greatest heroes as...

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Desperate Texas Senate Passes Anti-Gay Marriage Bill to Stop Flooding

Fearing that a sharp increase in per capita gay marriage advocacy was the source of increased flooding, Texas Senators held an emergency session early Wednesday morning to pass a new Anti-gay marriage bill to alter the weather patterns that are wreaking havoc across the state. [adinserter block=”1″]Instead of meeting to...

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Update: Obama Orders FEMA Death Camps for Texans, Makes Strong Moves to Weaken State Before Jade Helm Invasion

Obama’s plans to soften up Texas prior to the Jade Helm invasion operates like Swiss clockwork. Precise. Efficient. Tick-tocking the hours and minutes down until the very second he invades so he can destroy Texas’ Christian heritage, abduct President George W. Bush and stand before the world and declare him...

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Why Is Obama Flooding Texas?

By now we all know that Obama has a grudge against the fine people of Texas.  On July 15th, Obama plans to invade the state and declare martial law so he can force gay marriage and Obamacare welfare down our throats. Moral men like Governor Abbott came out with a...

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Confirmed: Obama’s New Homosexual Chemtrail Superweapon Tested on Ireland, Causes Entire Country to Turn Gay

Military drone unleashes a stream of super-heated air laden with homosexual chemtrails. Drones such as this were seen flying sorties over Ireland days before a vote that turned the nation over into legalized gay marriage. The worst of conservative fears have been realized in Ireland. As planned, the new homosexual...

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