Octopus Shows Ability to Use Coconuts As Tools, Almost Causes Scientist to Drown from Laughter

In a video that is actually important to science, an octopus is seen comically carrying two halves of a coconut. Lumbering along the octopus does look like its performing a bit of slap-stick comedy, awkwardly carrying its coconuts in a Cosmo Kramer-esque fashion, yet scientists indicate this video is a...

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Obama’s Homosexual Chemtrails Cause Shrinkage for Chris Christie

Unfortunately, it seems Obama’s chemtrail warfare against New Jersey has taken a toll on Republican warrior Chris Christie. Christie, usually an imposing and svelte figure of stability — reminiscent of President William Taft — geared up for a baseball game and is now the ridicule of liberal media. [adinserter block=”1″]...

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