Texans Organize ‘Minutemen Troop Training’ Counterstrike To Stop Obama’s Jade Helm Invasion of Gay Marriage and Liberal Darkness

Texas will soon be the battleground on which Americans make their first stand against Obama’s invasion of a Christian stronghold in America. Intelligence officials in Texas have intercepted communiques within the Obama administration that prove Operation Jade Helm is a front to invade Christian households in Texas and enforce gay...

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Gay Marriage Causing Increase in Quaalude Demand, Crash of NYSE

Quaaludes, famously known as ‘gay aspirin’ in pop-culture, are making a cultural resurgence now that Obama’s Supreme Court cronies have legalized gay marriage in America. [adinserter block=”1″]The quaalude drug is considered a ‘must-have’ for the novice to homosexuality, as it relaxes the human body’s typically firm and tight sphincter muscles....

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Gays Are Lacing Fireworks with Homosexual Chemtrails

There is a new gay conspiracy to turn more people to homosexuality this Fourth of July. Emboldened by Obama and his Supreme Court cronies’ decision to disrespect America’s Christian heritage by allowing gay marriage, gays are now salivating at the thought of seducing the nuclear family into their lifestyle. The...

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