• Nov2018

    Early this morning, eyewitnesses reported of Hillary Clinton manifesting over the Golden Gate Bridge with bellows of maniacal laughter and fits of rage as the crucial ‘liberal city’ of San Francisco’s voters headed to the polls for today’s November 6th midterm elections. The video footage is absolutely shocking and is...

  • Oct2018

    Halloween, commonly known as ‘Gay Christmas’, in the homosexual community, is absolutely the most dangerous day of the year for Christians and men of straight faith. Statistics show that consistently in years past, gays have crafted meticulous schemes of science, lust and chemically induced passion to turn Halloween into a...

  • Only hours after videos depicting President Trump in a positive manner passed 100 million views, YouTube did something all thought impossible: shut down. The Democrat’s ability to summon daemons (electronic demons) to harass holy sites with spam and 404 errors is well known in the moral media community. But never...

  • While Hillary Clinton’s vampire abilities and weakness are well documented in the moral media community, not much has been physically documented about her alleged power of witchcraft and the occult. But now, days after another deadly hurricane comes sweeping into the US and Brett Kavanaugh met the people’s will by...

  • In this undated photograph, Trump oversees and stands in a field of pumpkins turned albino after FDA agents drained all the rich pumpkin-spice flavorings from them.  According to a leaked memo, the nation’s supply of pumpkins will be drained of flavor as punishment if rich, white-women don’t ‘knock if off...

  • Kansas – In a now viral social media post, a person describes an exchange between passively aggressive irate neighbors and the owners of a rainbow colored house. The letter reads: Dear Resident of __ Avenue, Your yard is becoming Relentlessly Gay!  Myself and Others in the neighborhood ask that you...

  • Eyewitness reports from the White House allege that Senate Majoriy Leader Mitch McConnell was the recent victim of a classic swirly delivered by President Donald Trump and Judge Brett Kavanaugh. The incident purportedly took place late Monday night, after Trump and Kavanaugh threw back a few beers and recalled nostalgic...

  • At 1:18 pm, President Trump tested his new cell phone messaging system that allows him to send Tweets and warnings right to your phone.  After Obama’s apocalyptic summoning of Hurricane Florence, which devastated the Christian state of Carolina, displaced 500 million people and destroyed thousands of churches, it has become...

  • Of all Gods creations on Earth, the lone gay wolf is perhaps the most venerable. Exotic, wild-eyed and lusty. Armed with this knowledge, President Trump today announced that all non-married foreign gays have until December 31st to get married, or they will be thrown out of the US. For years...

  • Sep2018

    Over the last few months, President Trump revealed that Kim Jong Un has sent him ‘love letters’ and after reading these letters, he and Kim are ‘in love’. The shocking revelation from Trump is the latest evidence that the gay community has developed an ink that contains homosexual chemtrails. Moles...