• Oct2017

    Officials with the Christian Defense League of Texas are in absolute shock after a new scientific study found that despite massive outpourings of thoughts and prayers following catastrophic displays of gun violence, it seems that gun violence only grows more and more severe in the United States. In a released...

  • Sep2017

    President Donald Trump has threatened to shut down the government if Congress does not pay for the border wall by cutting $1 billion dollars needed for disaster relief from FEMA’s budget. The fiscal year that has the economy improving and jobs being created is still the budget agreed upon by...

  • Aug2017

    Southeast Texas is suffering from the effects of Hurricane Harvey, the National Weather Service calling it the worst and most unprecedented storm to hit Texas of all time. Is this random storm beyond scientific knowledge and prediction a true phenomenom, or is it actually a supernatural event meant to punish...

  • With their boundless energy, chiseled physiques and enhanced mental acuity from the surging hormones coalescing with fiercely mixed spirits routinely consumed with opiod-infused eight-ball during weekend benders, gay men are a formidable spectacle of nature that leave housewives yearning for their sensuality and straight dads jealous of their exotic, child-free...

  • The liberal social media is up in arms because millionaire pastor Joel Osteen initially turned away a few poor Houston flood victims from taking refuge in his 16000 seat megachurch. Osteen was eventually the target of a hit investigative journalism bit yesterday. Reports went out that the church was flooded,...

  • A photo showing elderly nursing home residents sitting in waist-high water as Hurricane Harvey continues to flood Houston, Texas, is shocking social media. The source of the photo remains unknown. ¬† Several sources are questioning the veracity of the media. ¬†President Trump is tweeting about the storm and also threatening...

  • Now that President Donald Trump has allowed the healing to take place and turned the other cheek for the Hispanic community by pardoning Sheriff Joe Arpaio for assuming all people with Mexican features were illegals, it is time to ask an important question: where else can President Trump help angry...

  • Barack Obama is using his new apocalyptic powers of Ra to cast an unprecedented hurricane of magical lightning and zephyrs of darkness upon the great state of Texas. Scientists with NWS have frantically rushed to gather data on what they are calling Hurricane Henry. Eyewitneeses report the rainfall from the...

  • Following the spectacle that was the Great American Eclipse this afternoon, word is now getting out that the President of the United States has suffered a “catastrophic loss” of his vision. According to White House insiders, Donald Trump was overheard scoffing at allegations of intentional sabotage in many shipments of...

  • History is being made as Barack Hussein O-bama has revealed mastery of an ancient Egyptian armor of Apophis. Obama is seen extending his hand in this image, threatening to smite a citizen for supporting Donald Trump’s defense of Confederate monuments. Eyewitnesses report Obama’s voice has suddenly started to “boom with...