• Sep2018

    In the rappity dapper world, a new battle is brewing between my old nemisis Eminem and some millenial who called himself MGK. Our ebonics intern helpes translate the words and they are just brutal. The anger of Eminem gave me flashbacks of the early 90s, where as a young beat...

  • Moral news outlets report breaking news of Obama’s summoned Hurricane Florida. Eyewitnesses report the storm is apocalyptic, the likes of which were never seen before. A team of super Christians attempted to build a prayer wall of energy to block the storm, but Obama’s dark power has grown too strong.

  • Obama’s acquiring of ancient occult powers has been well documented in the moral media community.  In this recent photograph, Obama is seen standing before a desecrated Civil War monument in South Carolina and summoning Hurricane Florence. Bewildered scientists with the National Weather Service are calling Hurricane Florence ‘the storm of...

  • Aug2018

    Sources report an extremely alert and unhinged Rudy Giuliani was spotted tearing through the streets of New York late Saturday, yelling ‘Guilty is Not guilty!’ As alarmed bystanders ushered kids away from the irate path of Giuliani’s swinging arms and wide-eye stare, jumbotrons on Fifth Avenue displayed breaking news footage...

  • Former Trump attorney Michael Cohen just confessed that President Donald Trump forced him to commit a felony, breaking campaign finance law. Cohen’s statement was part of a plea deal and in the grand scheme of things:  Benghazi!  9/11!  Obama!  HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE! When we can shout out so many things to...

  • For years the globalist’s space club NASA has tried to convince everyone that the Earth is round, yet the newest image from the Space Force proves what moral scientists have known all along. The image of the flat Earth is tearing through social media and challenging years of liberal lies. ...

  • America’s responsibility as the moral guardian of humanity is well known to the political community.  Whenever America has failed to exert itself and force lesser nations to comply with conservative American values, we get this like World War II and Woodstock. The long, rich history of forcing American moral culture...

  • Legendary soul singer Aretha Franklin passed away today at the age of 76.  The Grammy award winning singer passed after a battle with pancreatic cancer. With a career studded with numerous hits, awards for excellence and defining a style of music in itself, Franklin’s consideration as many to be the...

  • NASA scientists were able to catch footage of God weighing in on American politics.  In this photograph, the hand of God angrily grabs a handful of cosmic dust and crushes it to form a new star.  This footage was captured just minutes after biased liberals voted to remove President Trump’s...

  • Gay marriage has summoned Satan in the form of a fiery tornado that is currently ravishing the state of California. Gays have invoked Biblical prophesy by getting married in the state of California. Despite numerous warnings from religious politicians, clergy and scientific scholars, California liberals voted to support gay marriage...