• Feb2018

    Yesterday, new reports of a powerful secret Obama-nation surfaced on Facebook.  Countless American newsgroups reported that there is a new nation named Wakanda that has advanced alien spacecrafts, genetically altered Egyptian pharaoh God-kings with the strength of a panther and even worse, they have operatives in America who are hellbent...

  • Eyewitnesses who took photos of President Trump boarding Air Force One on a gusty winter day are reporting closer inspection reveals that within his parted hair, an image of Christ is visible. Digital analysis confirm that the miraculous parting of President Trump’s hair did reveal a glimpse of a Christ-like...

  • The Christian Defender League of Texas has issued a MORAL ALERT because Barack Obama has grown a terror beard. Until this time, Obama has chosen to conceal the fact that he is not a Christian but instead a mideastern demigod with capabilities of space-time distortion, mind-control and mastery of dark...

  • Jan2018

    Oregon officials are being faced with a state of emergency after an outbreak of rural homosexuality happened across the state. According to reports, an Obama-era mandate required cities with more than 40,000 people to pump their own gas starting January 4th. Scientists with the Christian Defense League of Texas have...

  • Dec2017

    Late Friday night, Californians awoke to a massive sonic boom of homosexuality echoing through the December skies.  Eyewitnesses report that a bright flickering light ‘tearing through a cosmic cloud of sparkling dust’ overhead was followed moments later by a ‘rainfall of sparkling dust’, which scientists have now confirmed is a...

  • Once again, President Obama is to blame for destroying the middle class in his war against America.  This time, Obama sat around while Congress passed a tax bill that will result in 13 million people losing health insurance, personal income taxes to increase for middle to lower middle class Americans...

  • The Christian Defender League of Texas has found evidence that Barack Obama used black magic to cause Roy Moore to loose the Senate race in Alabama. By this point, Obama’s supernatural abilities have been well established by the media community and the fact that the election results show that the...

  • Nov2017

    For over a year, Native Americans who lived near the formerly proposed Keystone Pipeline site in South Dakota protested due to fear that the pipeline would somehow contaminate sacred land that also served as a water supply. President Obama sided with the natives, but once taking office, President Trump applauded...

  • Obama still has sleeper agents in the United States government.  Officials with the Christian Defender League of Texas confirm that at approximately 12:50 pm, the United States Navy flew homosexual sorties over the skies of Washington.  When the missions were over, citizens who looked skyward saw the following display of...

  • It was the darkest 11 minutes in modern American history.  By the power of Obama, President Trump was cut off from his 41.7 million followers. Sources with the Christian Defender League of America report that Obama likely unleashed the unholy “404” error rite upon President Trump’s Twitter feed. Moral publications...